Category Archives: Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee: instant classic!

Posted on October 27, 2022 by On the North River

PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone That ‘Fetterman’ Is The Name Of The Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name HARRISBURG, PA — Midway through his debate against Dr. Oz this week, the Democratic candidate for Pennsylvania’s open Senate seat … Continue reading →

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Californians move to Texas, The Barbecue.

Posted on October 22, 2022 by On the North River
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Babylon Bee, of course.

Posted on August 13, 2022 by On the North River

‘The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat POLITICS·Aug 12, 2022 · BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President … Continue reading →

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The Babylon Bee, America’s newspaper of record.

Posted on June 28, 2022 by On the North River

‘I’m Elon Musk, I’m Here To Rescue You,’ Says Musk While Busting Everyone Out Of Twitter Death Star Detention Level Entertainment April 14th, 2022 – BabylonBee.com ALDERAAN SYSTEM—Elon Musk and a brave band of adventurers snuck aboard the Twitter Death … Continue reading →

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Babylon Bee: January 6th

Posted on June 9, 2022 by On the North River

Miley Cyrus To Perform Halftime Show At Jan. 6 Committee Hearings WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation is abuzz with anticipation of the televised January 6 Committee hearing making its prime time debut at 8 p.m. ET. To top off the excitement of … Continue reading →

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Babylon Bee: Nasty Newsome.

Posted on June 8, 2022 by On the North River

Gavin Newsom Can’t Understand How He Got COVID When All His Servants Are Masked Politics May 31st, 2022 – BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO, CA—California governor Gavin Newsom announced he had contracted COVID-19 but, thanks to being vaccinated, quadruple-boosted, and receiving a quintuple … Continue reading →

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Love a good chant at the ball game.

Posted on October 7, 2021 by On the North River

Aides Quickly Drag President Away As He Tries To Join In ‘F*** Joe Biden’ Chant Sports October 6th, 2021 – BabylonBee.com 39.4kShares 10.1kSHARE 9.2kSHARE SHARE WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges … Continue reading →

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Putting in all on the card.

Posted on October 3, 2021 by On the North River

Biden Says We Can Afford $3.5T Bill Because China Just Gave Him This Cool New Visa Card With A Low Introductory Rate Politics September 27th, 2021 – BabylonBee.com 19.4kShares 5kSHARE 4.5kSHARE SHARE WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden promoted his record-breaking $3.5 trillion spending … Continue reading →

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Bar codes for Congress.

Posted on December 24, 2020 by On the North River

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move to make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for … Continue reading →

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Schooled.

Posted on October 10, 2020 by On the North River

Teachers Unions Promise School Will Resume As Soon As The Teachers Are Done Campaigning For Biden U.S.—Facing growing frustration from parents over prolonged school closures, the American Federation of Teachers has released a statement promising school will resume just as … Continue reading →

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