Author Archives: On the North River

About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the God-Emperor Donald. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.

Trump Selects McGruff The Crime Dog As FBI Director

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Finally selecting James Comey’s replacement as head of the department, President Donald Trump named McGruff the Crime Dog as FBI Director Wednesday morning. The large, cuddly, anthropomorphic canine detective was announced as Comey’s replacement at a White House press … Continue reading

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Doug: He Fights!

This just in…….SF! Doug A brilliant fact filled statement accurately describes todays situation   Fight on, Trump – “You magnificent bastard”     A description of politics in the US since the mid sixties.   Evan Douglas Sayet is a … Continue reading

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QOTD: Donald Trump.

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.

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American Council on Science and Health.

Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test Tells Us Nothing Senator Elizabeth Warren, who has taken flak for her claims to Native American ancestry, just released the results of a genetic test that definitively proves… well, nothing. She might be 1/32nd Native American. … Continue reading

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Two years later.

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Cats

There are nice kitties and bad kitties…

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Pie chart explaining how Indian E. Warren is.

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Mark Twain on Statistics

He said…  “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. And statistics are just percentages. “Elizabeth Warren DNA test; strong evidence proves she has Indian heritage”. Right. “Strong evidence.” Except that the test actually shows she’s 1/1,000th non-Caucasian. … Continue reading

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Terrific!

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I thought we could never be this stupid again.

LARPing Isn’t Military Training Antifa has finally crossed the line from thuggish to outright terrorist — and now, as a new bombshell report finds, members of the protest groups are actually crossing into Syria to receive training from ISIS terrorists. … Continue reading

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