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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the God-Emperor Donald. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.

Jon Voight.

"This is a disgrace to mankind and a disgrace to the people of the United States of America. This is a crime: an impeachment to take down a nation's success." @JonVoight pic.twitter.com/20oEsqa20V — Dan Scavino (@DanScavino) January 25, 2020

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Happy thoughts.

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Good news!

In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN January 25th, 2020 U.S.—The Babylon Bee has been the world’s best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren’t quite as good. The … Continue reading

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Quote of the week: March for Life.

Trump: “It is my profound honor to be the first president in U.S. history to attend the March for Life!” —Ace

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Shit’s getting real.

Puerto Rico: Protesters Bring A Guillotine To Governor’s Mansion A guillotine was carried to the governor’s mansion as Puerto Rico protests dramatically escalates. The video shows the protesters carrying a full-sized guillotine to the governor’s mansion, also known as La … Continue reading

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Hyped or Real Threat?

‘This time I’m scared’: experts fear too late for China virus lockdown China’s bid to contain a deadly new virus by placing cities of millions under quarantine is an unprecedented undertaking but it is unlikely to stop the disease spreading, … Continue reading

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West Virginia looking absorb the 2nd Amendment countries of Virginia into itself.

Excerpts from bill in West Virginia legislature. HOUSE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION 8 (By Delegates Howell, Summers, Shott, Householder, C. Martin, Hott, Graves, Cadle, Barnhart, J. Jeffries, Maynard, Phillips, Foster, Hamrick, Steele, D. Jeffries, Wilson, Waxman, Bartlett, Paynter and Linville) Whereas, In … Continue reading

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Quote of the day: Almost think ole Marcus had visited the 21st Century.

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” -Marcus Aurelius

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Almost makes eating Tide Pods look smart.

‘Outlet challenge’ prompts safety warnings from fire investigators Fire investigators in Massachusetts are hoping to help pull the plug on a new viral “challenge” that may be redefining the word “stupid.” It’s called the “outlet challenge.” Participants insert the plug … Continue reading

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World’s Worst Cat… and that’s official!

Meet Perdita, not for the faint of heart. LIKES: staring into your soul until you feel as if you may never be cheerful again; the song Cat Scratch Fever, the movie Pet Cemetery (Church is her hero), jump scares (her … Continue reading

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