Category Archives: Can’t fix Stupid

Texas state rep proposes fines for masturbation

First,  I didn’t know my mother had moved to Texas. Second, when did she become a Democrat? I look for the answers to this question in the Book of Monty (Python)…

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Blessed Silence.

Warren barred from speaking on Senate floor for rest of Sessions debate Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., was prohibited Tuesday night from speaking on the Senate floor for the rest of the debate over Sen. Jeff Sessions’ nomination to be attorney … Continue reading

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Personally, I have no dog in this fight…But really?

Belton High School student mad at Patriots for winning Super Bowl threatens to shoot up school A probable cause statement says Taylor was mad that the Patriots beat the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night, so on Snapchat he threatened to shoot up … Continue reading

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Free isn’t good enough.

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Guest: Post Inaugural thoughts.

From Greg: Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing … Continue reading

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Actually, 2012 WAS the most important election of your life.

America’s Military Has a Big Problem: It’s Dead Broke “We’re broke.” In essence, that’s the message Deputy Secretary of Defense Bob Work delivered to Defense-Secretary-in-Waiting James Mattis at the December 5 Future Strategy Forum. Military leaders have testified to the … Continue reading

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Hamilton?

Finally: The Case Against Hamilton Of course, shit music and feels-over-reals weren’t the whole problem with America in 2016—and they aren’t the biggest deal facing us in 2017, either. No, the worst thing about this present moment in time is … Continue reading

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Pure Gold, quote of the year (so far)

From the Woodpile Report Panic in the streets, “Dangerous Faggot” on the loose Huffington Post – Critics Threaten Boycotts Of Simon & Schuster Over Milo Yiannopoulos Book Deal American Mirror – Chicago Review of Books bans covering Simon & Schuster … Continue reading

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The rats leaving the Obama-ship…

Addition By Subtraction At CDC: Good Riddance, Tom Frieden By Josh Bloom — January 3, 2017 Some people reach the pinnacle of their careers through some combination of brain power, wisdom, sound judgment, and the ability to logically cope with unforeseen events. … Continue reading

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Repeat that please?

U.S. history no longer a requirement for history majors at George Washington University Earlier this year, the American Council of Trustees and Alumni released a report revealing that fewer than one-third of the nation’s leading universities require history majors to … Continue reading

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