Samba carnival in…Japan?

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This man had a secret

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Trump Selects McGruff The Crime Dog As FBI Director

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Finally selecting James Comey’s replacement as head of the department, President Donald Trump named McGruff the Crime Dog as FBI Director Wednesday morning.

The large, cuddly, anthropomorphic canine detective was announced as Comey’s replacement at a White House press conference.

“McGruff is a real nasty dog—just the kind of guy we need to help drain the swamp in Washington,” Trump told reporters. “Plus, he’s a big stuffed animal, so he won’t be investigating any of my alleged ties to Russia.”

“He’ll be taking a bite out of crime, believe me. The biggest bites around. I take big bites too. The best, really,” Trump added.

Taking his place behind the microphone, McGruff gave a short speech, saying, “All crime needs is a chance. Don’t give it a chance,” before President Trump gave him a pat on the head and mouthed, “That’s a good boy.”

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Doug: He Fights!

This just in…….SF!


A brilliant fact filled statement accurately describes todays situation
Fight on, Trump – “You magnificent bastard”  
A description of politics in the US since the mid sixties.
Evan Douglas Sayet is a comedian and conservative speaker.   He is the nation’s leading conservative speaker, an in-demand Master of Ceremony for Republican events.   Sayet is the author of The Kinder Garden Of Eden: How The Modern Liberal Thinks And Why He’s Convinced That Ignorance Is Bliss.
He Fights .   
by Evan Sayet  
My Leftist friends (as well as many ardent #Never Trumpers) constantly ask me if I’m not bothered by Donald Trump’s lack of decorum.
They ask if I don’t think his tweets are “beneath the dignity of the office.”   Here’s my answer:  We Right-thinking people have tried dignity.   There could not have been a man of more quiet dignity than George W Bush as he suffered the outrageous lies and politically motivated hatreds that undermined his presidency.
We tried propriety: has there been a nicer human being ever than Mitt Romney?   And the results were always the same.
This is because, while we were playing by the rules of dignity, collegiality and propriety, the Left has been, for the past 60 years, engaged in a knife fight where the only rules are those of Saul Alinsky and the Chicago mob.
I don’t find anything “dignified,” “collegial” or “proper” about Barack Hussain Obama’s lying about what went down on the streets of Ferguson in order to ramp up racial hatreds because racial hatreds serve the Democratic Party.
I don’t see anything “dignified” in lying about the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi and imprisoning an innocent filmmaker to cover your tracks.   I don’t see anything “statesman-like” in weaponizing the IRS to be used to destroy your political opponents and any dissent. 
Yes, Obama was “articulate” and “polished” but in no way was he in the least bit “dignified,” “collegial” or “proper.”
The Left has been engaged in a war against America since the rise of the Children of the ’60s.   To them, it has been an all-out war where nothing is held sacred and nothing is seen as beyond the pale.   It has been a war they’ve fought with violence, the threat of violence, demagoguery and lies from day one and the violent take-over of the universities till today.
The problem is that, through these years, the Left has been the only side fighting this war.   While the Left has been taking a knife to anyone who stands in their way, the Right has continued to act with dignity, collegiality and propriety. 
With Donald Trump, this all has come to an end.   Donald Trump is America ‘s first wartime president in the Culture War.
During wartime, things like “dignity” and “collegiality” simply aren’t the most essential qualities one looks for in their warriors.   Ulysses Grant was a drunk whose behavior in peacetime might well have seen him drummed out of the Army for conduct unbecoming.
Had Abraham Lincoln applied the peacetime rules of propriety and booted Grant, the Democrats might well still be holding their slaves today.  Lincoln rightly recognized that, “I cannot spare this man.  He fights…”
General George Patton was a vulgar-talking, son-of-a-bitch.   In peacetime, this might have seen him stripped of rank.   But, had Franklin Roosevelt applied the normal rules of decorum then, Hitler and the Socialists would be seven decades into their thousand-year Reich.
Trump is fighting.   And what’s particularly delicious is that, like Patton standing over the battlefield as his tanks obliterated Rommel’s, he’s shouting, “You magnificent bastard, I read your book!”   That is just the icing on the cake, but it’s wonderful to see that not only is Trump fighting, he’s defeating the Left using their own tactics and that’s what they really hate.
That book is Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals a book so essential to the Liberals’ war against America that it is and was the playbook for the entire Obama administration and the subject of Hillary Clinton’s senior thesis .   It is a book of such pure evil, that, just as the rest of us would dedicate our book to those we most love or those to whom we are most indebted. 
Trump’s tweets may seem rash and unconsidered but, in reality, he is doing exactly what Alinsky suggested his followers do.   First, instead of going after “the fake media” and they are so fake that they have literally gotten every single significant story of the past 60 years not just wrong, but diametrically opposed to the truth, from the Tet Offensive to Benghazi, to what really happened on the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, Trump isolated CNN.   He made it personal.
Then, just as Alinsky suggests, he employs ridicule which Alinsky described as “the most powerful weapon of all” …   Most importantly, Trump’s tweets have put CNN in an untenable and unwinnable position. …   They need to respond.   This leaves them with only two choices.   They can either “go high” (as Hillary would disingenuously declare of herself and the fake news would disingenuously report as the truth) and begin to honestly and accurately report the news or they can double-down on their usual tactics and hope to defeat Trump with twice their usual hysteria and demagoguery.   The problem for CNN (et al.) with the former is that, if they were to start honestly reporting the news, that would be the end of the Democratic Party they serve.
It is nothing but the incessant use of fake news (read: propaganda) that keeps the Left alive.   Imagine, for example, if CNN had honestly and accurately reported then-candidate Barack Obama’s close ties to foreign terrorists (Rashid Khalidi), domestic terrorists (William Ayers), the mafia (Tony Rezko) or the true evils of his spiritual mentor, Jeremiah Wright’s church.   Imagine if they had honestly and accurately conveyed the evils of the Obama administration’s weaponizing of the IRS to be used against their political opponents or his running of guns to the Mexican cartels or the truth about the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and the Obama administration’s cover-up.
So, to my friends on the Left and the #Never Trumpers as well do I wish we lived in a time when our president could be “collegial” and “dignified” and “proper”?   Of course I do.   These aren’t those times.   This is war.   And it’s a war that the Left has been fighting without opposition for the past 50 years. 
So, say anything you want about this president – I get it – he can be vulgar, he can be crude, he can be undignified at times.    I don’t care.   I can’t spare this warrior.   He fights for America!    Fight on you magnificent bastard.
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QOTD: Donald Trump.

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.

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American Council on Science and Health.

Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test Tells Us Nothing

Senator Elizabeth Warren, who has taken flak for her claims to Native American ancestry, just released the results of a genetic test that definitively proves… well, nothing. She might be 1/32nd Native American. Or 1/1,024th. Nobody really knows.

The Boston Globe story, which is very well reported, explains some of the major caveats with genetic ancestry testing. For example, a person’s genome sequence must be compared to someone else’s, and accuracy requires a sufficiently large database. However, as the Boston Globe states, there is very little genetic data on Native Americans, and Sen. Warren’s DNA had to be compared to that from Mexicans, Peruvians, and Colombians.

Using this data, the original analysis, which was prepared by a respected geneticist, determined that five segments of Sen. Warren’s DNA — totaling about 12.3 million bases (“letters”) — are of Native American ancestry. That might sound like a lot, but the human genome contains more than 3.2 billion bases, which means that only about 0.4% of Sen. Warren’s DNA sequence can be attributed to Native American ancestry.

So… the science is settled?

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Two years later.

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There are nice kitties and bad kitties…

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Pie chart explaining how Indian E. Warren is.

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Mark Twain on Statistics

He said…

 “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

And statistics are just percentages.

“Elizabeth Warren DNA test; strong evidence proves she has Indian heritage”.

Right. “Strong evidence.” Except that the test actually shows she’s 1/1,000th non-Caucasian. One of her distant ancestors was possibly from a “Canadian or Mexican indigenous population.”

In other words: Elizabeth Warren is 99.9 percent white lady.

That’s the truth, think that is going to matter?

It doesn’t matter.

I live in Massachusetts (God help me) and all the local stations were all over this “Important Breaking News!”.   Warren is a squaw…period.

If at break of day tomorrow all this is put into proper (and ridiculous) perspective it won’t matter. Every brain-dead Democrat in the state will KNOW without a doubt that Lizzie is a noble redskin because they saw it on the TV.

All Democrats have learned to write the first breathless news report that proves any of their heroes are wonderful into ROM (That’s write once, read many times memory; that can’t be rewritten.).

Hopefully the syndrome is limited to Massachusetts and isn’t viable anywhere else in the country… but I doubt it.

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