Category Archives: Guest

Doug: Old Phantom Pilot

The Old Piano Player A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. “I’d like … Continue reading

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Woodpile Report: Eerie.

There was a war in the mid-1600s you’ve never heard of, ending in the near-extermination of the Erie by the Iroquois and others. Captives were sold into slavery and thus disbursed from the Cherokees in the Carolinas to the Senecas … Continue reading

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From Helen: I like the Sempi Fi at the end.

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD Subject: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you … Continue reading

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I’ll have a coffee and think about it.

Starbucks and Spider Webs …caffeine is known to be toxic in very high quantities. An old, fascinating, science experiment tested, in a very unique way, just how toxic certain chemicals are – including caffeine. The results show the effect of … Continue reading

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Guest: NYT headline “Trump refuses to shake hands with Veteran”.

Kevin: SUBJECT: Powerful Image Now I understand. Understand the weight of this image. This soldier lost both of his arms. The feeling of a handshake is lost to him. Trump realized this, and thus, touched his face so he can … Continue reading

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Darwin Awards

Time for the annual Darwin Awards Gene Pool Cleansing… Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it’s time for the Darwin  Award Nominees. The Darwin’s are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most … Continue reading

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Presidents Day

George Washington: The basis of our political systems is the right of the people to make and to alter their Constitutions of Government. ( Farewell Address ) John Adams: A government of laws, not of men. (Quote) Thomas Jefferson: We … Continue reading

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Guest: Post Inaugural thoughts.

From Greg: Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing … Continue reading

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Twas the night before Inauguration.

Twas the Night Before Inauguration guest: Kevin Dolye Twas the Night Before Inauguration! Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered … Continue reading

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Guest: Headlines in tomorrows paper.

From: Kevin  Subject: FW: Late breaking headlines         HILLARY BLAMES LOSS ON LOW DEAD VOTER TURNOUT ACORN PRESIDENT BAFFLED BY LOSS, I VOTED FOR HER 8 TIMES??????? HARDWARE STORES IN NEW YORK REPORT A RUN ON SLEDGE HAMMERS AND … Continue reading

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