Category Archives: Jokes

Heaven

There is Justice in Heaven Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven . The  angel said: “Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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Breaking News

-WiscoDave

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Blow the mountain passes and we have a wall!

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. … Continue reading

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The Saint

Saint Nancy Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and asked if the … Continue reading

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How cold is it?

“It’s so cold that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo.”

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Doug: Old Phantom Pilot

The Old Piano Player A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. “I’d like … Continue reading

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Doug: Brains!!!

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. … Continue reading

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Guest: Kevin “The Donald & Hillary”

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery…………..  Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See … Continue reading

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Doug: Fun Stuff!

European Plastic Bags …..They  have a much better  sense of humour than we do☺ We have an obligation to share fun stuff with friends☺ Enjoy Life! **************

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Doug: Dear Abby

Subject: Dear Abby  Dear Abby I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.   My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, … Continue reading

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