Category Archives: Jokes

Happy Birthday!

Born: Rudolf Walter Richard Hess, Apr 26, 1894, Alexandria, Egypt Deputy Führer to Adolf Hitler and edited Hitlers book, “Mein Kampt”.   Making him the First Grammar Nazi!

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Short Joke

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1955

Old joke: A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day: Pizza Pie!

Pizza Guy: Who ordered the impeachment pie? Democrats: We did! Pizza Guy: That will cost you $20.20.

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That’s nice!

The Saturday Night JokeIn case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile ! 1. Picture … Continue reading

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Seems fair…

A Judgment Day Fable  by Old Bathos Jeff Zucker of CNN, Dean Baquet of the New York Times, and Martin Baron of the Washington Post are all killed in a tragic accident at a gathering of leading news executives. They … Continue reading

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Day after Caturday.

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And now for a few jokes…

Joke 1 Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle. As I lay naked on my side … Continue reading

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QOTD: Pinky swear!

The Set Up… WASHINGTON (AP) – Looking to shed the “do-nothing Congress” label, House Democrats proposed a bill that would offer nationwide concealed carry permit reciprocity among all 50 states in exchange for a token one cent per round bullet … Continue reading

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Magic Hat

Last Friday, I needed to go to the emergency room for a pain caused by a fall. Not wanting to sit there for several hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT When I went into the E.R, I noticed … Continue reading

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