Bernie Sanders Cheerily Greets Trick-Or-Treaters Before Stealing Their Candy For Redistribution NORTH HERO, VT—It’s Halloween, which means trick-or-treaters are beginning to flood the streets of cities and towns all across the country in a beloved tradition. Children joyously knock on … Continue reading
FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately
Violence Officially Redefined As ‘Literally Anything At All That Makes You Feel The Slightest Discomfort’ “Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site”.
Democrats Slam Trump For Booming Economy U.S.—Reacting with disgust to the 4.1% second-quarter GDP growth figure released Friday, the nation’s Democrats united to slam President Donald Trump for America’s booming economy. “The U.S. economy is on fire. This is totally … Continue reading
There is Justice in Heaven Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven . The angel said: “Unfortunately, … Continue reading
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. … Continue reading
Saint Nancy Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and asked if the … Continue reading
“It’s so cold that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo.”
Marine Beaches in Massachusetts
