Category Archives: Jokes

Guest: Kevin “The Donald & Hillary”

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery…………..  Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See … Continue reading

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Doug: Fun Stuff!

European Plastic Bags …..They  have a much better  sense of humour than we do☺ We have an obligation to share fun stuff with friends☺ Enjoy Life! **************

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Doug: Dear Abby

Subject: Dear Abby  Dear Abby I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.   My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, … Continue reading

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Doug: Groaner

Good morning All, except Andy (he knows why) Doug No Excuse But This Has Been Around Before. The price of gasoline in France ? A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he … Continue reading

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Guest: Truisms

 Truisms.  If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom  until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man … Continue reading

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And don’t forget to change the locks…

When Donald Trump wins the presidential election it’ll be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into subsidized public housing vacated by a black family. -Sig

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Tensions easing, funny is back.

I think everyone has decided the the Primary drama is over, it’s Trump and the Bitch Witch Un-Indicted Co-Conspirator until the summer’s Conventions when who knows what is going to happen.  The tension is easing, funny is back. Z Blog … Continue reading

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Doug: That’s Right!

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Doug: Doug is my go to man for ‘inappropriate humor’.

Subject: GROAN  !!! The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said “Who owns the big white horse outside?”   The … Continue reading

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Guest Helen: Scrabble

This is one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in a while. Someone out there Must be “deadly” at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one! It’s going to be hard to top because It fits to a “T” … Continue reading

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