Category Archives: Jokes

So a guy goes into a bar.

A man was telling his buddy : “You won’t believe what happened last night.” My daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all … Continue reading

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Finally!

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Too Soon?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Inadvertently Featured On ‘In Memoriam’ Segment At Oscars Third Year In A Row HOLLYWOOD, CA—In an apparent technical error, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was inadvertently featured on the “In Memoriam” reel at the Academy Awards … Continue reading

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Gillette Now Including Free Manly Side Bag With Every Purchase

BOSTON, MA—As part of its new ad campaign designed to target a new, more sensitive American male, Gillette announced Tuesday that the company will be giving out a free manly pink side bag with every purchase while supplies last. The … Continue reading

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Caturday

If you don’t swat him on the nose, he’ll grow up to be a Democrat!

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President Trump pardoned the turkeys Peas and Carrots then took a swipe at the radical judges on the 9th Circuit.

President Trump: “Even though Peas and Carrots have received a presidential pardon, I have warned them that House Democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas… I will offer Peas and Carrots a presidential pardon. Unfortunately, I won’t guarantee your … Continue reading

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Bernie’s Halloween.

Bernie Sanders Cheerily Greets Trick-Or-Treaters Before Stealing Their Candy For Redistribution NORTH HERO, VT—It’s Halloween, which means trick-or-treaters are beginning to flood the streets of cities and towns all across the country in a beloved tradition. Children joyously knock on … Continue reading

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Russian car horn.

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FDA advisory

FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately

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Violence

Violence Officially Redefined As ‘Literally Anything At All That Makes You Feel The Slightest Discomfort’ “Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site”.

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