Category Archives: Jokes

FDA advisory

FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately Advertisements

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Violence

Violence Officially Redefined As ‘Literally Anything At All That Makes You Feel The Slightest Discomfort’ “Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site”.

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Democrats

Democrats Slam Trump For Booming Economy U.S.—Reacting with disgust to the 4.1% second-quarter GDP growth figure released Friday, the nation’s Democrats united to slam President Donald Trump for America’s booming economy. “The U.S. economy is on fire. This is totally … Continue reading

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Heaven

There is Justice in Heaven Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven . The  angel said: “Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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Breaking News

-WiscoDave

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Blow the mountain passes and we have a wall!

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. … Continue reading

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The Saint

Saint Nancy Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and asked if the … Continue reading

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How cold is it?

“It’s so cold that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo.”

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Doug: Old Phantom Pilot

The Old Piano Player A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. “I’d like … Continue reading

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Doug: Brains!!!

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. … Continue reading

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