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Too Soon?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Inadvertently Featured On ‘In Memoriam’ Segment At Oscars Third Year In A Row HOLLYWOOD, CA—In an apparent technical error, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was inadvertently featured on the “In Memoriam” reel at the Academy Awards … Continue reading

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Gillette Now Including Free Manly Side Bag With Every Purchase

BOSTON, MA—As part of its new ad campaign designed to target a new, more sensitive American male, Gillette announced Tuesday that the company will be giving out a free manly pink side bag with every purchase while supplies last. The … Continue reading

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Caturday

If you don’t swat him on the nose, he’ll grow up to be a Democrat!

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President Trump pardoned the turkeys Peas and Carrots then took a swipe at the radical judges on the 9th Circuit.

President Trump: “Even though Peas and Carrots have received a presidential pardon, I have warned them that House Democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas… I will offer Peas and Carrots a presidential pardon. Unfortunately, I won’t guarantee your … Continue reading

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Bernie’s Halloween.

Bernie Sanders Cheerily Greets Trick-Or-Treaters Before Stealing Their Candy For Redistribution NORTH HERO, VT—It’s Halloween, which means trick-or-treaters are beginning to flood the streets of cities and towns all across the country in a beloved tradition. Children joyously knock on … Continue reading

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Russian car horn.

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FDA advisory

FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately

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Violence

Violence Officially Redefined As ‘Literally Anything At All That Makes You Feel The Slightest Discomfort’ “Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site”.

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Democrats

Democrats Slam Trump For Booming Economy U.S.—Reacting with disgust to the 4.1% second-quarter GDP growth figure released Friday, the nation’s Democrats united to slam President Donald Trump for America’s booming economy. “The U.S. economy is on fire. This is totally … Continue reading

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Heaven

There is Justice in Heaven Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven . The  angel said: “Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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