So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. … Continue reading
Saint Nancy Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and asked if the … Continue reading
“It’s so cold that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo.”
The Old Piano Player A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. “I’d like … Continue reading
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. … Continue reading
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery………….. Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See … Continue reading
European Plastic Bags …..They have a much better sense of humour than we do☺ We have an obligation to share fun stuff with friends☺ Enjoy Life! **************
Subject: Dear Abby Dear Abby I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, … Continue reading
Good morning All, except Andy (he knows why) Doug No Excuse But This Has Been Around Before. The price of gasoline in France ? A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he … Continue reading
Truisms. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man … Continue reading
Marine Beaches in Massachusetts
