Category Archives: Jokes

Quote of the Day: Pizza Pie!

Pizza Guy: Who ordered the impeachment pie? Democrats: We did! Pizza Guy: That will cost you $20.20.

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That’s nice!

The Saturday Night JokeIn case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile ! 1. Picture … Continue reading

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Seems fair…

A Judgment Day Fable  by Old Bathos Jeff Zucker of CNN, Dean Baquet of the New York Times, and Martin Baron of the Washington Post are all killed in a tragic accident at a gathering of leading news executives. They … Continue reading

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Day after Caturday.

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And now for a few jokes…

Joke 1 Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle. As I lay naked on my side … Continue reading

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QOTD: Pinky swear!

The Set Up… WASHINGTON (AP) – Looking to shed the “do-nothing Congress” label, House Democrats proposed a bill that would offer nationwide concealed carry permit reciprocity among all 50 states in exchange for a token one cent per round bullet … Continue reading

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Magic Hat

Last Friday, I needed to go to the emergency room for a pain caused by a fall. Not wanting to sit there for several hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT When I went into the E.R, I noticed … Continue reading

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Lizzie adding to her resume’.

OK, it’s a joke.  Lighten up!

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Lighter side.

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So a guy goes into a bar.

A man was telling his buddy : “You won’t believe what happened last night.” My daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all … Continue reading

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