Category Archives: Jokes

Doug: Old Phantom Pilot

Posted on August 4, 2017 by

The Old Piano Player A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. “I’d like … Continue reading →

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Doug: Brains!!!

Posted on April 6, 2017 by

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. … Continue reading →

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Guest: Kevin “The Donald & Hillary”

Posted on October 27, 2016 by

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery…………..  Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See … Continue reading →

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Doug: Fun Stuff!

Posted on September 2, 2016 by

European Plastic Bags …..They  have a much better  sense of humour than we do☺ We have an obligation to share fun stuff with friends☺ Enjoy Life! **************

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Doug: Dear Abby

Posted on July 27, 2016 by

Subject: Dear Abby  Dear Abby I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.   My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, … Continue reading →

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Doug: Groaner

Posted on July 11, 2016 by

Good morning All, except Andy (he knows why) Doug No Excuse But This Has Been Around Before. The price of gasoline in France ? A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he … Continue reading →

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Guest: Truisms

Posted on May 6, 2016 by

 Truisms.  If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom  until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man … Continue reading →

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And don’t forget to change the locks…

Posted on May 5, 2016 by

When Donald Trump wins the presidential election it’ll be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into subsidized public housing vacated by a black family. -Sig

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Tensions easing, funny is back.

Posted on April 27, 2016 by

I think everyone has decided the the Primary drama is over, it’s Trump and the Bitch Witch Un-Indicted Co-Conspirator until the summer’s Conventions when who knows what is going to happen.  The tension is easing, funny is back. Z Blog … Continue reading →

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Doug: That’s Right!

Posted on April 26, 2016 by
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