The only things they left behind were Father’s Day cards…
…and work boots.
…and work boots.
I’ve got nothing to say.
Robinson is facing up to two years in prison for his reporting and is planning to seek asylum from President Donald Trump.
For what it’s worth I’ve created a White House petition asking the Trump Administration to grant Tommy Robinson asylum in the USA.
Please sign it.
CALIFORNIA—According to multiple sources close to the Most High, the Almighty is still trying to shake some sense into California, not yet having written off the state as a lost cause.
“God figures if He can just give them a little rattling every now and then, maybe California can be spared,” said one angelic messenger. “He is slow in anger and rich in mercy, not wanting any Californians to perish despite their best efforts to tick him off.”
Sources claim God is going to hit California with a few warning quakes for the next few weeks, hoping that the state will repent of its crazy anti-God agenda before He’s forced to smack ’em with “the Big One.” The Lord reportedly has quakes lined up for areas like Hollywood, Los Angeles, Sacramento, San Francisco, Berkeley, and Santa Barbara as soon as next week, should Californians not turn from their wacky ways and back to Jesus.
At publishing time, God had resigned Himself to the fact that He would have to sink California into the Pacific Ocean.
Archangel Micheal is quoted as saying “If God doesn’t smite California then He would be in the position of having to issue an embarrassing apology to Sodom and Gomorrah.
The Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site.
When Epstein apparently tried to solicit a Mar-a-Lago employee who was around 18 years old, Trump/Mar-a-Lago banned him, according to Page Six in 2007.
Meanwhile, the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach last night confirmed a Web site report that Epstein has been banned there. “He would use the spa to try to procure girls. But one of them, a masseuse about 18 years old, he tried to get her to do things,” a source told us. “Her father found out about it and went absolutely ape-[bleep]. Epstein’s not allowed back.”
And when the lawyer for some of the victims, Brad Edwards was subpoenaing people and trying to get information, he said Trump was one of the only people who voluntarily talked to him in 2009, provided information and helped him in the case against Epstein.
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. “Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told me.
“But I don’t have an erection,” I replied.
“Well, I do.” replied the nurse.
Never get a Colonoscopy in San Francisco.
The grand-daughter hearing of her grandfathers death rushed to the side of her grandmother.
“What happened?” she asked her weeping grandmother.
“Your grandfather and I were having sex when it happened” she told her grand-daughter.
“SEX!”, “At your age!” the shocked girl exclaimed.
“Of course, it was Sunday and your grandfather and I had worked out a routine years ago.” the new widow explained, “We lay in bed and listened for the church clock to toll the hour at noon, Henry would go in on the ding and out on the dong, in with the ding, out with the dong”.
The old lady paused to wipe a tear from her eye, “Your grandfather would still be alive today if that damn Ice-Cream truck hadn’t started ringing that damn bell!”.
A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”
The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
“And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son,” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a ‘djbellah.’ As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body,
The son then asked: “But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
“These are ‘babouches’ my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are
very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches’ keep us from burning our feet.”
“So, tell me then…” added the boy.
Yes, my son…”
“Why are you living in Minnesota and still wearing all this shit?
Obama went to a fortune teller and asked, “Can you tell me when I’ll die?”.
“Yes”, she said, “You’ll die on an American Holiday”.
“Which one?”, he asked.
The fortune teller replied, “Doesn’t matter, the day you die will be an American Holiday”.
Senator Bernie Sanders was invited to address a gathering of the Indian First Nations chiefs in Denver, CO.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing the standard of living for all of their citizens by totally free government grants for free college educations, free Medicare for all,etc. He mentioned how he always supported these issues that came forward to him.
Although Sanders was vague about the details for the funding of his plans, he spoke eloquently about his ideas if he wins the White House in 2020.
At the conclusion of his speech, the chiefs presented him with a
beautiful plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.”
The proud Sanders accepted the plaque and then returned to Washington.
A news reporter asked the chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to Sanders.
They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
ALASKA, July 1, 2019 (LifeSiteNews) – Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has a message for the state’s Supreme Court: If you’re going to force taxpayers to fund abortions, that money is coming out of your budget.
The Alaska Supreme Court has continually ruled that the state must fund abortions, so Dunleavy slashed the amount it has been spending on the deadly practice from the state judiciary’s budget.
It used to be that Republicans around the country would bitch and moan about the Left-wing shit that the Progressives pulled but did nothing about it.
Then Donald J. Trump showed that you could and should fight back with every weapon at your disposal. And extra points for being inventive.
Winning confers an aura of inevitability. Losing incurs a suspicion of illegitimacy. No one’s protesting statues of Union generals.
College admissions, Taki’s Magazine – Georgetown University reveals that if the student bodies of the 200 most selective American colleges were enrolled solely on objective SAT or ACT aptitude test scores, their student bodies would increase from 66 percent white under the current subjective system to 75 percent white.
Vintage News – Outrage as University Strips Name of Lillian Gish from Campus Theater … announced hours before welcoming Black Lives Matter speaker, because she appeared in the 1915 film The Birth of a Nation
Breitbart – Google Censors Video Exposing Google … showing a senior employee at the company appearing to admit that the company plans to interfere in the next presidential election to stop Donald Trump
“the El Salvadoran father and daughter who drowned in the Rio Grande” As usual, however, there’s more to this story than the Democrats and the media want you to know. It turns out that Oscar Alberto Martinez Ramirez, the father, and his wife Tania were not asylum seekers. They weren’t even unemployed. Oscar had a job in a Papa Johns pizza shop, and Tania actually quit her job in a Chinese restaurant to take care of their daughter Valeria.
The area planted for corn and soybeans this season is well below historic averages. This was mostly due to waterlogged fields and flooding which precluded planting. The planting windows for corn and soybeans are now closed.
The emerged crop is one month behind where it was in 2018. Which means that maturity will be one month later at best, assuming that the rest of the summer isn’t abnormally cold.
Normally, for the 21st century, the corn crop is in the ground by April 27 and the crop has reached maturity with 2,500 GDD well before the normal first frost date for Whitestown of October 10. The earliest recorded date for Whitestown is September 3. That was in 1908. If that is repeated in 2019 the crop will be only 80% through its growth cycle. Yield and quality will be well down and the total crop may be 50% or less of the 2018 level.
The US will be able to feed itself but at much higher prices. Currently some 40% of the corn crop goes to ethanol production and this could be redirected to animal feed without too much trouble. But protein production would still be well down. Each 56 lb bushel of corn used in ethanol production results in 18 lbs of dried distillers grains (DDG) containing the protein. This is used as a feed supplement to pigs, chickens and cattle. Both pigs and chickens have a 25% conversion efficiency of vegetable protein to animal protein. The global warmers want us to adopt vegetarianism in order to save the planet. The public is going to get a taste of that future coming up soon. However animal fat is essential for infant neurological development and brain function so we can’t go completely vegetarian.
The breakover from the Medieval Warm Period to the Little Ice Age in Europe had sustained periods of bad weather characterised by severe winters and rainy and cold summers. The Great Famine of 1315 – 1317 started with bad weather in the spring of 1315. Crop failures lasted through 1316 until the summer of 1317. The population decline over the two years is thought to be about 10%, associated with “extreme levels of crime, disease, mass death, cannibalism and infanticide.” These conditions may be less in the Mormons amongst us who are instructed to keep one year’s worth of food in stock.
The Modern Warm Period ended in 2006. Current solar activity is back to levels of the Little Ice Age. To paraphrase Santayana, those who don’t remember history are condemned to being surprised and unprepared when it repeats itself.
A large and increasing number of nations are feeding their population growth with imported grain. That is going to be become more expensive to continue, with or without an early frost in the Corn Belt. Global warming hysteria has been a consequence of very benign conditions for the OECD countries where it is concentrated. That angst will be supplanted by more basic concerns.
That migrants can kill, plunder and rape with impunity because their rights as migrants have to be protected.
Every crime must have its punishment. The liberal idea has become obsolete. It has come into conflict with the interests of the overwhelming majority of the population.