Babylon Bee: Nasty Newsome.

Gavin Newsom Can’t Understand How He Got COVID When All His Servants Are Masked

SACRAMENTO, CA—California governor Gavin Newsom announced he had contracted COVID-19 but, thanks to being vaccinated, quadruple-boosted, and receiving a quintuple boost—for elites only—was experiencing only mild symptoms.

The governor also expressed confusion as to how he caught the dangerous virus when all his servants were masked.

“I’ve taken all precautionary measures, such as masking servants, sanitizing their living quarters, and socially distancing from all such rabble,” said Newsom while checking the padlocks on his servants’ quarantine cells, all currently occupied. “I just don’t understand how someone of my status could catch COVID-19.”

Newsom has sent an investigative team to the high-end restaurant, The French Laundry, to determine whether he may have been exposed to the virus while dining there the previous Sunday, Saturday, Thursday evening, Thursday mid-afternoon, or during the restaurant’s Tuesday All-Night Escargot-vaganza.

At publishing time, Governor Newsom enacted two weeks of lockdowns and a complete economic shutdown until he felt safe enough to again interact with his state’s peasant class.

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In great deeds… annual repost.

I read today as a prelude to a story about D-Day commemorations the phrase “This will be the last significant observation of this event. Because only a handful of living veterans are now participating and none will be alive for the 100th year anniversary.

Really? Because the battle of Gettysburg, one hundred and fifty six years ago still commands great interest and respect in both the North and the South. It is my belief that as long as the American Republic survives both battles will continue to be marked by intense interest, respect and devotion to the principles of Honor, Duty and Freedom that both events represent.

“In great deeds, something abides. On great fields, something stays. Forms change and pass; bodies disappear; but spirits linger, to consecrate ground for the vision-place of souls… generations that know us not and that we know not of, heart-drawn to see where and by whom great things were suffered and done for them, shall come to this deathless field, to ponder and dream; and lo! the shadow of a mighty presence shall wrap them in its bosom, and the power of the vision pass into their souls.” – Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.

So say we all.

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Killdozer! (re-posted annually)

Today is a special day.

June 4th 2018 marks the 14th anniversary of the Killdozer’s rampage through Granby Colorado.

Sit down kids and let me tell you a tale, about a reasonable man driven to do unreasonable things.

Marvin Heemeyer was a man who owned a muffler shop in Granby Colorado. The city council ordained to approve the construction of a concrete factory in the lot across from Marvin’s shop. In the process this
blocked the only access road to the muffler shop. Marvin petitioned to stop the construction to no avail. Petitioned to construct a new access road, and even bought the heavy machinery to do so himself. Denied.

The concrete factory went up in disregard to the ramifications on Marvin’s business. To add insult to injury, the factory construction disconnected the muffler shop from the city sewage lines. An indifferent city government then chose to fine Marvin for this.

His businessand livelihood were in ruin. Rather than lie down and die, Marvin chose to fight back. Over the course of a year and a half Marvin secretly outfitted the bulldozer he bought to save his business with three foot thick steel and concrete armor, camera systems guarded with bulletproof glass.

On June 4th 2004 Marvin Heemeyer lowered the armored shell over top of himself, entombing himself inside the Killdozer to make his last stand.

He burst forth from the walls of his muffler shop and straight into the concrete factory that ruined his business. Over the course of the next several hours Marvin drove his Killdozer through 13 buildings owned by those officials that had wronged him, including the city council building itself.

Swat teams swarmed the dozer, but it proved immune to small arms fire and even explosives. Another
piece of heavy machinery was even brought out to fight the Killdozer, but it too fell to the dozers righteous fury.

In the end, Marvin’s Killdozer became trapped in one of the buildings it was built to destroy. Marvin chose to take his life, the only life he took that day.

Today we celebrate Killdozer day and Marvin Heemeyer, the last great American folk hero. A man driven to the brink who chose to fight back against an indifferent system.

From notes left behind after his passing: “I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”

When injustice becomes the law, resistance becomes duty

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Death of History (reposted 2022)

A generation which ignores history has no past and no future. Robert Heinlein 

Union_-_Confederate_Flag

The Confederate Flag is part of our history.   That history instructs us about many things that are important today.  Honor, courage, grace.

When the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered in April of 1865, Ulysses S. Grant appointed Major General Joshua Chamberlain to formerly accept that surrender.   Gen. Chamberlain could have conducted the affair quite differently from the way he chose.  Since General Grant had already allowed that the men could retain their mounts if personally owned and the officers could keep their swords and sidearms, it was the weapons and the battle-flags of the army that would be surrendered.

In General Chamberlain’s own words:

“Bayonets were affixed to muskets, arms stacked, and cartridge boxes unslung and hung upon the stacks. Then, slowly and with a reluctance that was appealingly pathetic, the torn and tattered battleflags were either leaned against the stacks or laid upon the ground. The emotion of the conquered soldiery was really sad to witness. Some of the men who had carried and followed those ragged standards through the four long years of strife, rushed, regardless of all discipline, from the ranks, bent about their old flags, and pressed them to their lips with burning tears.

The General did something inspired, he had the Union troops that were formed up perform a military salute.  It was an act of chivalry that greatly impressed the Confederate officers and men that had not expected courtesy and respect.  It was the beginning of the healing of the wounds of war.  General Chamberlain separated the men from the cause, the cause was laid down in front of the Union Standards but the men were welcomed with respect.  Those battle flags that had contended against those of the Union had been defeated and surrendered,  the men and their memories went home.   Dixie was played at the White House by Lincoln’s order.  No one went into a Gulag.

Without the Confederate flag and the memorials, statues and names of the Confederate heroes, there is no history.   Without history we will make the same mistakes again, and again.  As we seem to do doing today, the same mistakes.  All the reasons that strong states rights were placed in the Constitution are vindicated by the total wreckage of our economy, our privacy, our safety and our sovereignty.   How is that (increasingly) central control of the economy doing?  Is everyone happy with the Federal Government listening and reading and patting everyone down (and sometimes feeling us up).  Do you think that you have broken any of the thousands of contradictory federal statues today, most of which are really only of concern to the law abiding middle-class.   Heard any English spoken on the bus, or the train, or on the street today?

Historically speaking, “Do you still feel that America is a Free Country?”.   Or is it that you lack a proper frame of reference?

Updated June 2022

One of the points of reference you should read is an excellent work untitled “April 1865”.   It documents the issues and the dangers facing the Union as the Civil War drew to a close.

Did you know that many leaders and Generals of the Confederacy wanted to continue the conflict without surrender?   Guerilla War in other words.  Like other third world countries.

The main reason that it didn’t happen was because of one person.  General Robert E. Lee.   Such was his personal authority and respect with everyone in the Army and the entire Confederacy that when he said publicly that it was over and that the time had come to lay down their arms.  Most of the Confederacy accepted it.  And it was over.

And now fools, demagogues and Communists  are going to remove his image and name from West Point.   Because Communists must destroy all history prior to their arrival.

And we are letting them do it.  Shame.

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Not unexpected, but it still makes me angry.

West Point expected to be ordered to take down portrait of Robert E. Lee

A congressionally established commission is likely to recommend the removal, sources say.

 Trump administration named four individuals to the commission … President Joe Biden’s Defense secretary, Austin, removed all of these members.

Robert E. Lee is in the bones and the heart of West Point.  He was it’s Commandant prior to the opening of the Civil War.  He is the graduate with perhaps it’s finest record of accomplishments.   Not just in the Civil War, but as a young officer in the Mexican War.  He was in command when the Harpers Ferry insurrection of John Brown occurred.   And he beat on the battlefield almost every other graduate of West Point during the Civil War.

In his abilities, his deportment (old value concerning character, look it up), his personal courage, his victories;  he is one of the greatest and finest Americans that ever lived.

By this act, West Point and America isn’t disgracing Robert E. Lee, that is far beyond their power.  West Point and the current generation of radical sycophant’s are disgracing and exposing themselves.

Robert E. Lee if he were alive today would probably accept the insult with his stoic grace.  But I’m made of more common stuff, I’ll rage about it for him.

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2+2=5 in California

An appellate court in California has held that bumblebees are fish. . .

So this probably affects us out here in the ag fields.

It takes 35 pages of tortured logic in an opinion that reads like a parody, but the court concludes that bumblebees indeed are fish within the meaning of California’s environmental laws. I take it that all other insects, by the court’s logic, are also fish.I cite this decision as a warning to those who repose faith in our courts to check the excesses of the political branches. See also: Michael Sussman.

Bumblebee PDIS Pia2.jpgI’d imagine the point is to ban most of the commercial spraying of pesticides on farmland.  Organic you know is ‘goodthink’.   Get ready for anything grown in Cali to jump in price and drop in availability.

 

Fish (in California)

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Make America Great Again.

BOTH,  Donald Trump and Joe Biden are capable of making America great again.

Donald Trump by returning to the White House in 2024 as President.

Joe Biden by leaving the White House…

tomorrow would be good.

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Scott sums up.

Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays

We learned two things this month:

1. Everything you suspected was true.

2. No one will be held responsible. – Clinton ran the Russia collusion hoax– Voting machine were hackable – Transitory inflation was a lie – Mask mandates don’t work (NYTs article) – Biden family = crooks

Well, I count seven things, but why quibble.

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Quote of the Day.

O.J. Jury Acquits Michael Sussmann

Hillary Clinton henchman gets away with lying in Russia Collusion hoax.

C’mon Man!  Did you have to file this case in Washington DC?

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Asking the right questions.

Posted without comment.

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