Bleeding Blue Blood.

Frustrated NYC detectives leaving ‘insane’ NYPD, have ‘had enough’

“That’s going to have a major impact on investigating crimes,” Detectives Endowment Association president Paul DiGiacomo said. “The detective squads are down now as we speak and are investigating more cases. It’s going to have an impact on public safety.”

So far this year, 250 detectives have retired, leaving the total number at about 5,600, which is nearly 2,000 less than two decades ago.

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DiGiacomo, the Detectives Endowment Association president, said cops feel demoralized because of a lack of support from politicians.

“It’s simple,” he said. “Detectives are retiring in historic numbers because they have no support from politicians who care more about criminals than cops and the New Yorkers they protect.”

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The Babylon Bee, America’s newspaper of record.

‘I’m Elon Musk, I’m Here To Rescue You,’ Says Musk While Busting Everyone Out Of Twitter Death Star Detention Level

Twitter Death Star, which resembles a small moon, was first spotted near the remains of Alderaan, a peaceful planet that was destroyed for believing in only two genders. The space station is equipped with a super blaster powered by kyber crystals, capable of canceling anyone who opposes Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal.

Musk reportedly disguised himself as a Twitter mod who was escorting a recently suspended free-thinker to a ban chamber. Once inside, he dispatched the guards and then rushed for the nearest cell to free the prisoner inside.

“Aren’t you a little short for a Twitter mod? Everyone says so,” said a grizzled Trump.

“Huh? OHhhh the uniform!” Musk removed his helmet. “I’m Elon Musk, I’m here to rescue you!”

“Who? Oh, you’re the guy that does rockets. That’s great. Really terrific.”

According to sources, Musk was able to free Trump, The Babylon Bee, Juanita Broderick, Alex Jones, Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, and even some Rodians. However, during their daring escape, Trump was killed in a trash compactor while trying to post on Truth Social.

Musk and the Twitter prisoners reportedly escaped abord a SpaceX Starship. With Twitter Death Star in his rearview mirror, Musk vowed to either buy the deadly space station or destroy it.

“Why not both?” he mused to himself.

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I Did That!

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Assigning blame.

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Red Flagged.

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Babylon Bee gets it.

Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

“On January 6th, a branch of our federal government was almost overthrown because politicians used dangerous rhetoric that caused—wait, hold on everyone, I just got the update. Roe‘s been overturned!” said Representative Adam Schiff. “Okay, well if all the Republicans could please sit tight, there will be a brief recess while our Democratic caucus takes to the streets demanding we overthrow a branch of the federal government.”

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Not the kind of Hot Car I wanted.

More common than you think. 

Much more common.

German common.

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Add the two foot discount to the five finger discount.

Chicago cops barred from chasing people on foot who run away

The policy, which was introduced Tuesday, also encourages cops to “consider alternatives” to pursuing someone who “is visibly armed with a firearm.”

I’m beginning to agree that defunding and disbanding the Cops isn’t a bad idea.  They are mostly protecting the criminal class against us normals anyway.  At least that what it seems to be the case in all big cities.

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Why is there no mail delivery today?

National Perpetual Victim Class Day

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DeSantis

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