Gay Wedding Cake At Muslim Bakeries

Posted on April 3, 2015 by On the North River

Hidden Camera

And if you don’t watch this video a Gay man will be hung in Iran,  and if you do watch it….Well he’s still be hung for being gay.    Hmm?

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Truth Revolt

Posted on April 2, 2015 by On the North River

“SIR, I WILL NOT OBEY THAT ORDER.”

 

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What Man hath wrought

Posted on April 1, 2015 by On the North River

Please choose one.

By PHILIP ALLEN GREEN

Please choose one:
The three words blink in front of me on the computer screen.
Please choose one:
Patient is-
☐Male     ☐Female
I click FEMALE.
I watch as the auto-template feature fills in the paragraph for me based on my choices.
Patient #879302045
Patient is: 38-year-old female status post motor vehicle accident. Please acknowledge you have reviewed her allergies, medications, and past medical history.
I click YES.
Have you counseled her about smoking cessation?
I click NO.
A little animated icon of a doctor pops up on the screen. His mouth begins to move as if speaking. A speech bubble from a comic strip appears next to it.
“Tip of the day: smoking cessation is important for both the patient’s health and part of a complete billing record.”
The animated doctor smiles and swings his stethoscope like a lasso.

Continue reading →

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Guest: Two tough questions and two observations.

Posted on April 1, 2015 by On the North River

From Kevin Doyle…This very interesting & will make you think!

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
Who had 8 kids already,
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind,
One mentally retarded,
And she had syphilis,
Would you recommend that she undergoes an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He’s had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
And drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,
Sleeps until noon,
Used opium in college
And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero,
He’s a vegetarian,
Doesn’t smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
And never committed adultery.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first … No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.
_________________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________________

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn’t it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.

Remember:

Amateurs … Built the ark.
Professionals … Built the Titanic

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Hosed (updated for Palm Sunday)

Posted on March 28, 2015 by On the North River

On the morning before Palm Sunday we woke up to more Global Warming…

Hosed IMG_0590

The hose from the basement pump being covered in new snow.

Snow before Palm Sunday IMG_0586 bird tracks IMG_0582As you can guess by the bird tracks on the porch, we feed the birds over the winter.   The only guests we’ve had.

Happy Palm Sunday and Easter.

All evening and all night it snowed…No it’s not much.  A couple to three inches.  In January that’s a heavy frost.

Home Palm Sunday 2015 IMG_0596 Home Not much but IMG_0597But it’s Palm Sunday, March 29th for Heaven’s sake!

The ground’s covered.  Again.  The strong spring sun can’t reach the ground to warm it.  I don’t have any idea when the soil temperatures are going to reach the level needed for planting this year.

This is why I added the Category “Cranky” to the blog.   I may need a category of “very cranky”.

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Guest: Newspaper Readership

Posted on March 27, 2015 by On the North River

Subject: Newspaper Readership

1. *The Wall Street Journal* is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post* is read by people who think they run the country.

3. *The New York Times* is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. *USA Today* is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. *The Los Angeles Times* is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time — and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. *The Boston Globe* is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7. *The New York Daily News* is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. *The Chicago Tribune* is read by people that are in prison that used to run the state, & would like to do so again, as would their constituents that are currently free on bail.

10. The Miami Herald* is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

11. *The San Francisco Chronicle* is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

12. *The National Enquirer* is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

13. *The Seattle Times* is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need to wrap it in something.

From: Gregory Kottis

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Spot on…Me to a T.

Posted on March 24, 2015 by On the North River

landscape photographer: Semi-autistic person who likes spending long periods on their own and didn’t fancy taking up fishing.

Laughed until my teeth ached.

OK, as soon as I get out of physical therapy I’m going to get a model and take those figure shots I’ve been planning to do for years.

Donie and the siemese cat

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More grief about Global Warming

Posted on March 22, 2015 by On the North River

Sippican Cottage reports sad news from Maine…

Skowhegan Maple Fest 2015

The Maple Festival is supposed to celebrate the culmination of sugaring season in Maine. There’s a problem.

There is no sugaring season in Maine, and there might not be one this year to speak of. During the Maple Festivals, the sugar houses of small to medium-sized maple syrup producers open their doors for a pseudo-open-house look at how they make syrup, and to sell their wares to the public. There are no wares this year because there is no sugar. In order to get the maple sap that gets boiled endlessly down into syrup, the temperature has to rise above 32 degrees Farenheit for more than ten minutes at a time, and it hasn’t done so. The temperature at my house was below zero last night, and the temperature has been 5-10 degrees below normal every month for two years. I’ve read that sugar houses are opening up for the Maple Festival and simply boiling water from the tap to show people what maple sugar season would look like if we had one, which we don’t.

Robert Heinlein wrote (thirty years ago) about the likely-hood that when things started getting colder in Europe centuries ago they piled on the wood and coal and staved off another mini ice-age.   Today the EPA is seriously attempting to ban burning all wood and coal.  We’ll miss the maple sugar in the morning on our pancakes when it’s gone.

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“Ice ahead!” …Quack, Quack!

Posted on March 21, 2015 by On the North River

Boston Duck Tours will begin its 21st season today, but with some special measures to avoid frozen feathers. The duck boats will either not go in the water at all or make an abbreviated swim thanks to ice still clogging the Charles River.

“Any time you go in the water with ice, it’s not a good idea. The Titanic is a good example,” said Bob Schwartz, a spokesman for Boston Duck Tours.

bike

Biking across the Charles River, Quack, Quack!

 

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Where’s my ice floe?

Posted on March 19, 2015 by On the North River

Happy Birthday to Me.   65 years of age.

And the urge to go somewhere warm is creeping up on me.

 

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