Guest: Newspaper Readership

Subject: Newspaper Readership

1. *The Wall Street Journal* is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post* is read by people who think they run the country.

3. *The New York Times* is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. *USA Today* is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. *The Los Angeles Times* is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time — and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. *The Boston Globe* is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7. *The New York Daily News* is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. *The Chicago Tribune* is read by people that are in prison that used to run the state, & would like to do so again, as would their constituents that are currently free on bail.

10. The Miami Herald* is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

11. *The San Francisco Chronicle* is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

12. *The National Enquirer* is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

13. *The Seattle Times* is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need to wrap it in something.

From: Gregory Kottis

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Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Tea Party supporter. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read. 66 years old and have a new girlfriend!
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