File under, “Now I’ve seen everything”.

Wet Pants Denim Jeans.  

Wet Pants Denim Jeans $85

Complete both steps below to submit an order.  Following receipt of payment, your new jeans will be hand-prepared and shipped in five to seven business days.

Payment is accepted through PayPal (link below) or PissCoin by Wet Pants Denim, and under absolutely no circumstances do we accept returns.

Orders will not be fulfilled until payment is completed through either PayPal or a valid PissCoin.

Update: Just to be clear while this is a real product and the images and text are exactly as I found it on their site…  This product is NOT for sale here.


About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump.
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4 Responses to File under, “Now I’ve seen everything”.

  1. pjrae1954 says:

    So, apparently, you feel that your demographic is not the right one for this particular product?

    I’d be morbidly curious to see just which demo this does appeal to.

    But now you owe us a pretty girl.



  2. I really expected to see a comment on the next World Digital Currency…
    The PissCoin!


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