Computer Intelligence…isn’t.

Posted on July 15, 2019 by On the North River

This is the response I received after sending a email to Eveready.

Customer By Service Web (John …) (07/14/2019 12:42 PM)

Let me help you !
I recently went through my house pulling every Duracell battery from every device and together with all the unused (new) batteries I tossed them out. I then replaced them in my devices with Eveready batteries, but only from packages marked “Made in USA”.

Duracells were the only batteries I used for many decades, but they moved their production to China and as a result I lost devices, ruined by battery leakage. A problem I haven’t seen in USA batteries in a long time. I am never buying or using Duracell batteries again.

Please do not go the route of manufacturing in China. The day I see a “Made in China” on a package of Evereadys is the day I throw you in the same waste basket as Duracell.

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General Inquiry
Response By Email (Sara) (07/15/2019 06:42 PM)
Case ID# 190714-000015
Dear John …
Thank you for contacting Energizer, We appreciate your feedback.
Energizer prides itself on producing the highest quality products that meet the needs of our consumers.
We are fortunate to receive thousands of comments from our consumers each year.
Your loyalty to our brand is greatly appreciated.
Thank you again for your interest in Energizer and the opportunity to serve. If you need any assistance, please feel free to contact us.
Sincerely,
Question Reference # 190714-000015
  • Date Created: 07/14/2019 12:42 PM
  • Date Last Updated: 07/15/2019 06:42 PM
  • Status: Solved
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Day after Caturday.

Posted on July 14, 2019 by On the North River

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Forbes, “Green energy is more expensive, that’s the intention”.

Posted on July 14, 2019 by On the North River

Nuclear power plants can last up to eighty years.

By contrast, the output of solar panels declines one percent every year, for inherently physical reasons, and they as well as wind turbines are replaced roughly every two decades.

As for circularity, solar panels and wind turbines are rarely recycled because the energy and labor required to do so are much more expensive than just buying raw materials.

As a result, the vast majority of solar panels and wind turbines are either sent to landfills or join the global electronic waste stream where they are dumped on poor communities in developing nations.

Forbes lays out the drawbacks and the reasons that solar and wind investment has increased energy prices everywhere in the world it’s been used.

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that look!

Posted on July 11, 2019 by On the North River

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MAGA… I Do!

Posted on July 11, 2019 by On the North River

Michigan couple’s wedding theme celebrates America, Trump

The July 4 wedding of Audra and Jeff Johnson in Kalamazoo, Mich., was a grand celebration of America and President Trump.

The bride wore a custom gown made out of a Make America Great Again flag. Her nails were painted to look like American flags.

The groomsmen wore “Don’t tread on me” cufflinks.

Each reception table featured a petition for an anti-abortion “heartbeat bill,” Fox 17 reported.

“It looked like America threw up all over my wedding, and I’m not sorry,” the bride said.

Mazel tov!  But no honey.  It’s the liberals that are throwing up.

 

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Gang of black youths loot Walgreens store.

Posted on July 11, 2019 by On the North River

The only things they left behind were Father’s Day cards…

…and work boots.

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Headline of the Week.

Posted on July 9, 2019 by On the North River

Rhode Island’s governor has signed legislation to allow domestic violence protective orders to include pets.

I’ve got nothing to say.

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Petition for Tommy Robinson.

Posted on July 8, 2019 by On the North River

Independent journalist Tommy Robinson is planning to seek asylum in the United States after being found guilty of contempt of court for a second time over livestreaming outside a 2018 Pakistani grooming gang trial in Leeds.

Robinson is facing up to two years in prison for his reporting and is planning to seek asylum from President Donald Trump.

For what it’s worth I’ve created a White House petition asking the Trump Administration to grant Tommy Robinson asylum in the USA.

Please sign it.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/asylum-aka-tommy-robinson-usa-whereas-stephen-yaxley-lennon-immediate-risk-judicial-murder

Update:

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Celestial News.

Posted on July 8, 2019 by On the North River

God Still Trying To Shake Some Sense Into California

CALIFORNIA—According to multiple sources close to the Most High, the Almighty is still trying to shake some sense into California, not yet having written off the state as a lost cause.

“God figures if He can just give them a little rattling every now and then, maybe California can be spared,” said one angelic messenger. “He is slow in anger and rich in mercy, not wanting any Californians to perish despite their best efforts to tick him off.”

Sources claim God is going to hit California with a few warning quakes for the next few weeks, hoping that the state will repent of its crazy anti-God agenda before He’s forced to smack ’em with “the Big One.” The Lord reportedly has quakes lined up for areas like Hollywood, Los Angeles, Sacramento, San Francisco, Berkeley, and Santa Barbara as soon as next week, should Californians not turn from their wacky ways and back to Jesus.

At publishing time, God had resigned Himself to the fact that He would have to sink California into the Pacific Ocean.

Archangel Micheal is quoted as saying “If God doesn’t smite California then He would be in the position of having to issue an embarrassing apology to Sodom and Gomorrah.

The Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site.

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Get ahead of the Fake News.

Posted on July 8, 2019 by On the North River

On the first point,  Epstein was NOT a friend.  And neighbors you can’t always pick.

When Epstein apparently tried to solicit a Mar-a-Lago employee who was around 18 years old, Trump/Mar-a-Lago banned him, according to Page Six in 2007.

Meanwhile, the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach last night confirmed a Web site report that Epstein has been banned there. “He would use the spa to try to procure girls. But one of them, a masseuse about 18 years old, he tried to get her to do things,” a source told us. “Her father found out about it and went absolutely ape-[bleep]. Epstein’s not allowed back.”

And when the lawyer for some of the victims, Brad Edwards was subpoenaing people and trying to get information, he said Trump was one of the only people who voluntarily talked to him in 2009, provided information and helped him in the case against Epstein.

 

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