Sam Bankman-Fried, disgraced CEO of crypto Ponzi scheme FTX who stole $10 billion in customer funds and set it all on fire, has pleaded not guilty to being the disgraced CEO of a crypto Ponzi scheme who stole $10 billion in customer funds and set it all on fire. (CNBC)
Since the next two most senior executives of crypto Ponzi scheme FTX have turned King’s evidence he is very likely what is known in legal parlance as fucked, though we are still waiting to see whether this is merely Ghislaine Maxwell fucked or all the way Jeffrey Epstein fucked.
Given that he is physically incapable of shutting up, my money is on the latter.
Interestingly, when Epstein was first arrested I sent an email out to a few pals and suggested a Death Pool. They thought I was joking.
Perhaps this blog would like to set up an interactive version, with prizes?
Just sayin’. But you should hurry up.
Have you got me confused with Monty Hall?
Tell you what, I’ll consider a blog post encouraging everyone to pick a date for his ‘suicide’. The one with the closest entry will get a mention when (if) I run a post noting SBF’s demise.
But we ain’t got to show you any stinkin’ prizes!
Put me down for March 15. Beware the ides of March!
Grasshopper, you disappoint me.
Whoever said the prizes would come from you? Do March Madness pools payout from the one that sets it up?
Nayburgers, my friend.
Participants pony up to play; winnings distributed accordingly.
No winners? Donate the money to Kari Lake.
I’m good for $5.