Repost, timely!

Posted on March 31, 2020 by On the North River

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Good for New York that DJT doesn’t hold grudges.

Posted on March 31, 2020 by On the North River

Remember back when Donald J. Trump changed his residence from NYC to Florida?

Lifelong New Yorker Donald Trump has officially changed his primary residence from Trump Tower in Manhattan to Mar-a-Lago in Florida. Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York is one of the people who is glad to see the high-profile resident go. “Good riddance,” Cuomo tweeted. “It’s not like [Trump] paid taxes here anyway… He’s all yours, Florida.”

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio cheered the news Thursday that President Donald Trump has decided to move his permanent residence to Florida.

“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out or whatever,” he wrote on Twitter. “Our deepest condolences to the good people of Florida as Trump attempts to outrun his past (and near future)”:

The two biggest mobile assets the Federal Government has are being sent… wait for it!… to Los Angeles and New York City.  Noted hotbeds of support for Republicans and President Trump.

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Got no dog in this fight.

Posted on March 31, 2020 by On the North River

“Apple to pay $500 million settlement for throttling older phones”

Don’t have a smart phone, don’t want a smart phone, wouldn’t use a smart phone.  I think they’re time waster and a constant distraction.

 

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I’m not shocked.

Posted on March 31, 2020 by On the North River

Shocked, just f*cking shocked that 600,000 face masks from China had to be returned.

The Dutch government has recalled over half a million face masks it imported from China after discovering that they were faulty.

The Netherlands said on Saturday that it had asked its hospitals to return around 600,000 face masks which health professionals are using to treat patients of the coronavirus.

“The mouth masks that are not satisfactory have been retrieved,” Holland’s Ministry of Health told Dutch broadcaster NOS.

The NOS reported that the faulty masks fail to meet safety requirements because they did not fit on the faces of doctors and nurses and were failing to prevent particles of the COVID-19 virus passing through.

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The new Jews?

Posted on March 30, 2020 by On the North River

Cape Codders petition: ‘Close the bridges’

Alarmed by influx of New Yorkers, other out-of-staters

BOURNE, MA. – OCTOBER 4: Automobiles and trucks cross the Sagamore Bridge (Staff Photo By Matt Stone/MediaNews Group/Boston Herald)

Cape Cod’s year-round residents, alarmed by an influx of out-of-state license plates amid the coronavirus outbreak, petitioning for the shutdown of the Bourne and Sagamore bridges — to keep out vacation homeowners and avoid overwhelming their small hospitals.

A Change.org petition to close the bridges, which had nearly 5,000 signatures by Monday afternoon, states: “Stop the spread of covid-19 close the bridges.  only year round residence, medical personnel. Trucks that deliver essential supplies.  While we love our tourists and summer residents this is not the time to come to the cape, out hospital can’t handle it. We only have 2 small hospitals here on cape, and limited medical staff.
keep the residences and elderly safe on cape.”

What’s really funny?  The people of The Hamptons on Long Island New York have the same response and the same request.  “Keep those f’king New York City ticks out of our towns!

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Get out the branding iron.

Posted on March 29, 2020 by On the North River

NBC’s Chuck Todd under fire for asking Biden if Trump has ‘blood on his hands’ for delayed coronavirus response.

“You can have your own opinion, but you cannot have your own facts”.

I’d seriously like to brand that sentence onto Chuck Todds forehead, reversed, so he can see it every morning in the mirror.

I am amazed at The Presidents work ethic and stamina, every single day he’s running the WH ContraVirus briefing. This pandemic is his Job One, and he’s killing it.

And the one part of this that his media jackals don’t have to acknowledge is that DJT, as President, knows he has to balance the fight against the China Virus with the health and survival of the American Economy. People also die from starvation and poverty as well as disease.

The lead weight The President has tied around his ankles? The piss poor job his predecessors did that elevated China to such a overbearing threat to us.

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Adding insult to injury, China version.

Posted on March 27, 2020 by On the North River

China Supplied Faulty Coronavirus Test Kits to Spain, Czech Republic

The worst kind of error, the false negative which released people with the Cornavirus into the population to walk around and spread the virus.

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Yes, I’m gloating.

Posted on March 26, 2020 by On the North River

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Plague humor.

Posted on March 25, 2020 by On the North River

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OK, Now I believe it’s the End Times.

Posted on March 25, 2020 by On the North River

BOSTON — “Reusable bags prohibited”.

Gov. Charlie Baker on Wednesday announced a new public health order related to grocery stores and pharmacies in Massachusetts, which includes a temporary ban on reusable bags.

“From now on, reusable bags are prohibited and all regulations on plastic bag bans are lifted,” he said.

The order also prohibits stores from charging for paper and plastic bags while the order is in place.

“Every Dark Cloud has a sliver lining!”

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