Category Archives: Tongue in Cheek

How do I delete a contact after their suicide is complete?

Posted on November 4, 2017 by On the North River
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OK?

Posted on November 2, 2017 by On the North River

From commenter silviosilver: “I’m proud to black,” said the black man. “I’m proud to be Asian,” said the Asian man. “It’s okay to be white,” said the racist.

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What if it’s true?

Posted on October 12, 2017 by On the North River

Weinstein Scandal Was Old News Released To Regain Control Of the Vegas Narrative Just a few days ago, it seemed as if all anyone could talk about was the Las Vegas mass shooting. As the largest scale event of its … Continue reading →

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What would he think?

Posted on September 28, 2017 by On the North River
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In this post I make points with my girlfriend.

Posted on August 7, 2017 by On the North River

A Russian man was driving his car when he saw something on the road… “I thought it was an animal and it must be freezing in this weather” Cars were passing by, and the man was the only one to … Continue reading →

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Two more Clinton murders

Posted on July 16, 2017 by On the North River

A couple of deaths where “Clinton” pops up First, the strange tale of Peter Smith, 81. He was a GOP donor and opposition researcher. He was trying to locate the 30,000 emails that Hillary had “bleached” in defiance of a … Continue reading →

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Housewives of America, Rejoice!

Posted on July 14, 2017 by On the North River

CÜCK – The New Furniture Assembly Service From IKEA PATRICK COYNE A Message from Our CEO: Hallå, IKEA customers and shareholders — IKEA furniture assembly is the 4th most-cited reason for divorce in the United States. Research shows that when … Continue reading →

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Headline…totally sounds true.

Posted on May 7, 2017 by On the North River

North Korea accuses the CIA of plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un in a ‘poison attack at a public ceremony carried out by a lumberjack’ Right.  I believe it. Right.

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Reposted from Knuckledraggin; What’s the laziest thing you have ever done?

Posted on April 2, 2017 by On the North River

Edited on July 17th 2023, to replace missing link. Sorry for the all caps, I don’t have time to completely rewrite this right now. I WAS ONCE ON A US MILITARY SHIP, HAVING BREAKFAST IN THE WARDROOM (OFFICERS LOUNGE) WHEN … Continue reading →

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Z-Blog, Brilliant!

Posted on March 21, 2017 by On the North River

Female Trouble The question? The question that never gets asked is why are European politicians so wedded to the idea of open borders, when it means Muslim immigration? The problem… There’s no economic argument for importing Syrians or Turks. Muslims … Continue reading →

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