Category Archives: Tongue in Cheek

Headline…totally sounds true.

Posted on May 7, 2017 by On the North River

North Korea accuses the CIA of plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un in a ‘poison attack at a public ceremony carried out by a lumberjack’ Right.  I believe it. Right.

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Reposted from Knuckledraggin; What’s the laziest thing you have ever done?

Posted on April 2, 2017 by On the North River

Edited on July 17th 2023, to replace missing link. Sorry for the all caps, I don’t have time to completely rewrite this right now. I WAS ONCE ON A US MILITARY SHIP, HAVING BREAKFAST IN THE WARDROOM (OFFICERS LOUNGE) WHEN … Continue reading →

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Z-Blog, Brilliant!

Posted on March 21, 2017 by On the North River

Female Trouble The question? The question that never gets asked is why are European politicians so wedded to the idea of open borders, when it means Muslim immigration? The problem… There’s no economic argument for importing Syrians or Turks. Muslims … Continue reading →

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Almost forgot (again) St. Patricks Day

Posted on March 17, 2017 by On the North River

Well, it’s not a biggie with me… I liked that one… Whoops! I did a image search by “Ireland”.  That’s Katy Ireland…  

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Pick Me!

Posted on February 20, 2017 by On the North River

I swear that sometimes I think Scott Adams is detailing my career graphically.  Except I have better hair and are taller.

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Has to be true, Wiki says so.

Posted on February 9, 2017 by On the North River

Steers: Steers have similar conformational qualities as bulls do, except that they lack that testicular sac between their legs and their navel or sheath is much less defined. However, steers still retain the hair hanging down from the middle of … Continue reading →

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Nails it.

Posted on November 30, 2016 by On the North River

Johan Norberg ‏@johanknorberg When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro, not screaming in terror, like his victims. Retweets 8,177 Likes 10,675 2:53 AM – 26 Nov 2016 211 replies 8,177 retweets 10,675 likes

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Guest: Headlines in tomorrows paper.

Posted on November 23, 2016 by On the North River

From: Kevin  Subject: FW: Late breaking headlines         HILLARY BLAMES LOSS ON LOW DEAD VOTER TURNOUT ACORN PRESIDENT BAFFLED BY LOSS, I VOTED FOR HER 8 TIMES??????? HARDWARE STORES IN NEW YORK REPORT A RUN ON SLEDGE HAMMERS AND … Continue reading →

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Time to start planning for Thanksgiving. (2016)

Posted on November 17, 2016 by On the North River

Our last Obama Thanksgiving!  For which we should be thankful! From 2016, as they say it’s always darkest before the Don.

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Mixed emotions

Posted on October 22, 2016 by On the North River

“This site can’t be reached twitter.com’s server DNS address could not be found.” Well it seems a DOS (Denial of Service) attack on the internet has been happening.  From the sophistication and scope I’d guess it would have to have … Continue reading →

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