Category Archives: Jokes

Interesting New Year’s resolution

Posted on December 31, 2015 by On the North River

Bride of ISIS Fighter New Year’s Resolutions: ‘Please Help Me, I’ve Made a Terrible Mistake’ Duffel Blog reached Alimah Farzat, Bride of ISIS Fighter, by phone for an exclusive Q&A on her New Year’s Eve resolutions and life inside the … Continue reading →

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Hows that work again?

Posted on December 20, 2015 by On the North River

ISIS Secures Comms By Putting ‘*Star Wars Spoiler*’ Before Every Message THE PENTAGON – The Islamic State has developed a new, incredibly effective way to safeguard their communications, according to intelligence sources. By putting the phrase “Star Wars Spoiler” in … Continue reading →

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Doug: A happy Christmas story!

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Doug

Not very many people know how this tradition started. When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus … Continue reading →

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Unhappy Holidays (Duffle Blog)

Posted on December 8, 2015 by On the North River

Suicide Bombers Outraged Over Having To Work Christmas Day TOLEDO, Ohio — Holiday cheer is reportedly low in some communities this season, as suicide bombers were unexpectedly notified that they may have to work Christmas day. In yet another example … Continue reading →

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The REAL reason that Isis hates the West.

Posted on November 30, 2015 by On the North River

It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in … Continue reading →

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Pardon for Turkey?

Posted on November 25, 2015 by On the North River

White House Cancels Turkey Pardon After Russian Fighter Incident WASHINGTON — White House Spokesman Josh Earnest quietly announced this morning that President Obama would cancel Wednesday’s traditional “Turkey Pardon,” a presidential staple since the Kennedy administration, citing protests and complaints by Russian President … Continue reading →

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Laugh Factory vs Hillary and “Officer could you put down the TV long enough to take my burglary Report?”

Posted on November 19, 2015 by On the North River

Hillary Clinton vs The First Amendment. (can’t embed) In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton’s campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits … Continue reading →

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Breaking News

Posted on November 17, 2015 by On the North River

Enraged Pope Vows To Enlist In The French Foreign Legion VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis has vowed to enlist in the French Foreign Legion and deploy to Syria, an unprecedented move prompted by a series of terrorist attacks by ISIS, Duffel … Continue reading →

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Ashley Madison Was the Greatest Scam Ever

Posted on September 3, 2015 by On the North River

The Weekly Standard reports: The site claimed 37 million users, which, if true, would be an enormous percentage of America’s married population. (That would be roughly half of all married people between the ages of 25 and 55. (Which sounded … Continue reading →

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Lawyers

Posted on July 22, 2015 by On the North River

In honor of the nitwit that handled my mothers closing and lost all the paperwork, which we need for the Medicare application. Lawyers will be substituted for white rats in medical experiments in the future, there are three reasons for … Continue reading →

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