Category Archives: Jokes

In Memoriam: Benny Hill

Posted on July 18, 2012 by On the North River

Traffic signs in New Zealand destroyed by prostitutes performing stunts Dozens of traffic signs have been destroyed by prostitutes performing pole-dances in the street to attract clients, officials in New Zealand’s biggest city have revealed. Dozens of traffic signs have … Continue reading →

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The Front fell off!

Posted on July 5, 2012 by Doug

THE FRONT FELL OFF On August 19th, 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to … Continue reading →

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English satire, Biggest WWII warrior and Sacrilege!

Posted on May 17, 2012 by On the North River

Greeks apologise with huge horse 15-05-12 THE nation of Greece said sorry to the European Union with a present of an enormous wooden horse. In theory these would still fit Left outside the European Central Bank in the dead of … Continue reading →

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Barry Soetoe gets a break today.

Posted on May 6, 2012 by On the North River

Lighten Up… I was feeling low and depressed and a person came by and said to me, “Cheer up, it could be worse.” After I thought about it I decided they were right, so I cheered up…and sure enough it … Continue reading →

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Sh!t , Jewish, Re-Distribution of MY stuff!, AGW again.

Posted on March 6, 2012 by On the North River

My thanks to Doug for his latest, here’s something in return… “Sh!t Civilians Say to Veterans” And… TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG?? An Israeli Sense of Humour at United Nations set the record straight. An ingenious example … Continue reading →

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Doug: Amazing Video, Joke.

Posted on March 3, 2012 by Doug

Subject: Fwd: How to balance a shark This just in………..turn up the volume, nice music too Thought you all would enjoy this. Now I learned to dive while stationed on Guam (with sharks), but THIS is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doug JOKE: George … Continue reading →

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I think the Silly Season is upon us, just a feeling.

Posted on February 23, 2012 by On the North River

Buffalo Bars Offering Free Boob Job To Contestant Who Collects Most Mardi Gras Beads A group of Buffalo bars is offering free breast augmentation surgery to whomever collects the most beads during Mardi Gras celebrations this year. The winner of … Continue reading →

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Joke

Posted on February 20, 2012 by On the North River

President’s Day……….. I was eating lunch and drinking my coffee with my 6-year-old and I asked her, “What is the 20th of February?” She said “President’s Day!” She is a smart kid, so, I asked her, “What does President’s Day … Continue reading →

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Crazy Danes,Angry at the usual suspects, Very wery wunny.

Posted on February 19, 2012 by On the North River

The Welfare State and Freedom: A Mismatch As a result, the friendly compassionate face of the Danish state is increasingly being replaced with intrusive measures that were unthinkable just a decade ago. It is not an overstatement to say that … Continue reading →

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A Little Humour

Posted on January 25, 2012 by On the North River

My Tax Return…………. IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents.” I replied – “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on … Continue reading →

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