Classic: Anti-Gun Pennsylvania Mayor Drunkenly Seeks Oral Sex — at Gunpoint

James Schiliro, mayor of Marcus Hook, Pa., was one of the few Republican members of Michael Bloomberg’s “Mayors Against Illegal Guns” group. Now, however, Schiliro has been scrubbed from the group’s Web site.

According to court records, on the night of Feb. 21 Schiliro sent a text message to the man, whom he had known for several years. He later ordered a borough police officer to pick the man up in Trainer and take him to Schiliro’s home in a police vehicle. While there, the man said, he was given what he believed were three glasses of wine. According to the man, Schiliro, who was intoxicated, asked repeatedly whether he could perform oral sex on him. . . . According to court records, Schiliro waved three handguns during the encounter.

Remember, these are only allegations, and I especially caution against generalizing from this example to presume that all Republicans who support gun control are dangerous cocksuckers.

At least, not literally . . .

THE PUNK, PUNKS OUT

Two drivers played a game of chicken. One was driving an eighteen-wheeler and the other was driving a golf cart. Unfortunately the driver of the eighteen-wheeler was barely tall enough to reach the pedal and had gone to see Olympus Has Fallen over the weekend and panicked badly and drove into a ditch while the golf cart driver laughed and laughed.

In entirely unrelated news, North Korea and China succeeded in outbluffing Obama. This comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.

Obama, Hagel and Kerry unveiled a plan to reassure South Korea that America had its back with an empty “show of force” by flying bombers near North Korea. This plan was also supposed to make North Korea come to the negotiating table.

The three stooges bluffed and North Korea bluffed harder. So the Foreign Policy Stooges panicked and began pulling back afraid of making North Korea too upset. Having outbluffed the United States one more time, North Korea is pushing even harder, deploying nukes and telling all foreigners to leave the country.

Obama Retreats, North Korea Pushes Harder