Doug: Brains!!!

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
BRAIN.

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, “How much will a brain cost?”

The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain; $200 for a Republican’s brain.”

The moment turned awkward.  Some of the Democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans  A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the Democrat’s brain so much more than a Republican’s brain?”

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure.  We have to price the
Republicans’ brains a lot lower because they’re used.”

 

SEND THIS TO A Republican WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO ANY Democrat WHOM YOU
THINK CAN HANDLE A JOKE!

 



“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the
Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American
Indian.”

 

Henry Ford

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Love this stuff, remember it’s OUR money!

Idaho’s $4.3 Million Solar Project Generates Enough Energy to Run ONE Microwave Oven

Sandpoint Solar Roadways project cost $4.3 million and took 6.5 years to develop.

An Idaho solar project cost $4.3 million to build and is creating enough electricity to run one microwave.
Andrew Follett at The Daily Caller reported:

An expensive solar road project in Idaho can’t even power a microwave most days, according to the project’s energy data.

The Solar FREAKIN’ Roadways project generated an average of 0.62 kilowatt hours (kWh) of electricity per day since it began publicly posting power data in late March. To put that in perspective, the average microwave or blow drier consumes about 1 kWh per day.

On March 29th, the solar road panels generated 0.26 kWh, or less electricity than a single plasma television consumes. On March 31st, the panels generated 1.06 kWh, enough to barely power a single microwave. The panels have been under-performing their expectations due to design flaws, but even if they had worked perfectly they’d have only powered a single water fountain and the lights in a nearby restroom.

Solar FREAKIN’ Roadways has been in development for 6.5 years and received a total of $4.3 million in funding to generate 90 cents worth of electricity.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/03/idahos-4-3-million-solar-road-generates-enough-power-to-run-one-microwave/#ixzz4dKuDupak


Here in Massachusetts they have these too (there’s one in Plymouth), expensive and same problems.  All the state agencies buying and building them are all massively in debt, that doesn’t stop them.  The idiots that live in this state never seem to connect voting for spenders and getting back higher and higher tax bills.

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It’s more than just the money…but that’s bad too.

Robichaud: Driven to anger over proposal for statewide tolls

Bless their hearts. They want more money out of our wallets just after voting themselves big fat pay raises. For some inexplicable reason, our elected leaders think that Massachusetts drivers are the golden goose of never-ending tax dollars.

Rep. Brian Murray (D-Milford) is filing legislation to enact electronic tolling on roads across the state: “The bill would seek to direct the Registry of Motor Vehicles to install electronic gantry tolling systems on roadways other than the Massachusetts Turnpike, such as Route 3, 93, 128 at such rates that the registry may determine.”

I experienced this already.  The lower deck of the Tobin Bridge used to be free northbound and the upper deck charged ‘double’ the fee southbound.   Well, I was driving to Salem with the girlfriend and we drove back another highway coming back.  A couple of week later I received a toll charge in the mail, address courtesy of the RMV, and including a service fee.  A Optical scanner ‘read’ my license plate number and generated a bill.  I didn’t see any warning before getting on the bridge, but I wasn’t looking.  The bridge is already a ‘Toll’ bridge so the new (purposed) law isn’t necessary.  This explains why a few years ago, faded or worn license plates became a reason to fail the state safety inspection.  The plates were also redesigned with higher contrast colors for the background and lettering.

The ‘FIX’ is in.

Yes it would make the politicians happy if they could hear the little bell on the state tax cash register start ringing as soon as you pull out of your driveway.  The technology now exists to make any and all roads in any state a ‘Toll Road’ by placing an image-processing cameras, linked to a state database.

To start of course the main limited access highways will get the cameras; a buck to drive from Quincy on Route 3A to Braintree,  another buck to drive from Braintree on Route 3 to Hingham.  And of course all the state bridges will be covered; $3 over the Sagamore to Bourne, $3 over the Fore River bridge to Weymouth.  But nothing to stop them from working down to your local streets; 10 cents a mile to the local store, the same to that doctors appointment.  Gives new meaning that old phase “They’ll get you coming and going“.

Almost forgot!  The illegal immigrants that don’t bother with valid licenses and vehicle registration won’t be effected.  (I thought you might be worried about that).   This is for legal, law-biding citizens only.

It doesn’t end there, if they have ‘Time Synchronized’ cameras and a record of your progress to your destination.  They also have proof positive when you have driven above the speed limit; we see you at point A at X time, and then at point B at Y time.  Do the math.  And even if you are (frightened into) obeying all the speed limits (at all times) then they still know when and where you went.

But that’s not the worst of it.  These cameras and the image matching software and available data bases also know what you look like.  It’s not just the car that they can be and will be tracking.

“We’re looking at YOU!”

Himmler, Mao, Franco; all the dictators and control freaks of the past would have killed to have this level of surveillance on their ‘Subjects’.    In the future, Skynet will find it very useful too.  Re-imagine the original “Terminator” movie if this capability existed, a five minute ‘short subject’.

Sadly, Calvin. That is no longer true.

A Very short movie.

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Reposted from Knuckledraggin; What’s the laziest thing you have ever done?

Edited on July 17th 2023, to replace missing link. Sorry for the all caps, I don’t have time to completely rewrite this right now.

I WAS ONCE ON A US MILITARY SHIP, HAVING BREAKFAST IN THE WARDROOM (OFFICERS LOUNGE) WHEN THE OPERATIONS OFFICER (OPS) WALKS IN. THIS GUY WAS THE DEFINITION OF NOT A MORNING PERSON; HE’S STILL HALF ASLEEP, BLEARY EYED… BASICALLY A ZOMBIE WITH A BAGEL. HE SITS DOWN ACROSS FROM ME TO EAT HIS BAGEL AND IS JUST BARELY CONSCIOUS. MY BACK IS TO THE OUTBOARD SIDE OF THE SHIP, AND THE MORNING SUN IS BLAZING IN ONE OF THE PORTHOLES PUTTING A BIG BRIGHT-A** CIRCLE OF LIGHT RIGHT ON HIS BARELY CONSCIOUS FACE. HE’S SQUINTING AND CHEWING AND BASICALLY JUST REMEMBERING HOW TO BE ALIVE FOR TODAY. IT’S PAINFUL TO WATCH.

BUT THEN ZOMBIE-OPS STOPS CHEWING, SLOWLY PICKS UP THE PHONE, AND DIALS THE BRIDGE. IN HIS WELL-KNOWN I’M-STILL-TOTALLY-ASLEEP VOICE, HE SAYS ‘HEEEEY. IT’S OPS. COULD YOU… SHIFT OUR BARPAT… YEAH, ONE SIX FIVE. THANKS.’ AND PUTS THE PHONE DOWN. AND THEN HE JUST SITS THERE. SQUINTING. WAITING.

AND THEN, EVER SO SLOWLY, I REALIZE THAT THAT BIG BLAZING SPOT OF SUN HAS BEGUN TO SLIDE OFF THE ZOMBIE’S FACE AND ONTO THE WALL BEHIND HIM. AFTER A MOMENT IT CLEARS HIS FACE AND HE BLINKS SLOWLY A FEW TIMES AND THE BRILLIANT BEAUTY OF WHAT I’VE JUST WITNESSED BEGINS TO OVERWHELM ME. BY ORDERING THE BRIDGE TO ADJUST THE SHIP’S BACK-AND-FORTH PATROL BY ABOUT 15 DEGREES, HE’S CHANGED OUR COURSE JUST ENOUGH TO REPOSITION THE SUN OFF OF HIS FACE. HE’S LITERALLY JUST REDIRECTED THOUSANDS OF TONS OF STEEL AND HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE SO THAT HE COULD GET THE SUN OUT OF HIS EYES WHILE HE EATS HIS BAGEL. I AM IN AWE.

HE SLOWLY PICKS UP HIS BAGEL AND FOR A MOMENT I’M TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGHT THAT HIS OWN GENIUS MAY ESCAPE HIM, THAT HE MAY NEVER APPRECIATE THE EPIC BRILLIANCE OF HIS LAZINESS (SINCE HE’S NOT GOING TO WAKE UP FOR ANOTHER HOUR). BUT BETWEEN HIS NEXT BITES HE PAUSES, LOOKS AT ME, AND GIVES ME THE FAINTEST, SLY GRIN, BEFORE RETURNING TO GNAW SLOWLY ON HIS ZOMBIE BAGEL.


 

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Snark! Snark!! Snark!!!

Gorsuch Gets Support from Native American Groups, Liz Warren Hardest Hit

Some Democrats are saying they plan to hold up the appointment of Neil Gorusch to the Supreme Court but a new development is going to make that a little tricky.

Two Native American advocacy groups apparently like Gorsuch and want to see him seated on the bench.

Massachusetts Sheriff: Arrest Leaders Of Sanctuary Cities

WASHINGTON (CBS) – A Massachusetts law enforcement official testifying before Congress on Tuesday called for leaders of sanctuary cities to be arrested.

He also took aim at a Massachusetts legislator who passed along rumors of a planned ICE raid in Brockton on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Rep. Michelle DuBois, D-Brockton, warned her constituents in a Facebook post “if you are undocumented don’t go out on the street. If there is a knock on the door of your house and you don’t know who it is, don’t open the door.”

“This is the most outrageous, outrageous example of what is going on across the United States that is undermining my job and every other law enforcement officer in the United States,” he said.

Does Chuck Schumer have an anger-management problem?

As if making a scene in the restaurant wasn’t bad enough, onlookers said the angry Senator followed the group out of the restaurant and continued yelling.

One witness said of the restaurant rant, “They are a highly respected couple, and Schumer made a scene, yelling, ‘She voted for Trump!’ The Califanos left the restaurant, but Schumer followed them outside.” On the sidewalk, Schumer carried on with his fantastical filibuster: “ ‘How could you vote for Trump? He’s a liar!’ He kept repeating, ‘He’s a liar!’ ”

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Maryland Rape

 

Remember the Duke Uni. rape case, finally proved to be a false accusation against the white students it was covered by every MSM media outlet in the country who devoted hours of airtime and acres of newsprint.

This story, not so much.  It doesn’t fit the narrative.

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Trump supporters and protesters approach each other during a violent scuffle in Huntington Beach

The difference is, Trump supporters fight back.   The Left doesn’t like that.

A Make America Great Again rally that began with a dove release to symbolize peace turned violent when supporters were doused with pepper spray by anti-Trump protesters in Southern California.

The clashes, which led to three arrests after police clad in riot gear intervened, came before the president posted a tweet thanking those who marched. In Huntington Beach alone, almost 2,000 Trump supporters gathered for the pro-Trump rally.

All images are from The Daily Mail, reporting the news that American newspapers won’t.

These People are not going to frighten or back down.

Also in Philly and New Jersey.

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Beyond anything I’ve ever seen…Bill O’Reilly

Bill O’Reilly: Media’s treatment of Maryland high school rape ‘beyond anything I have ever seen’

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly slammed the mainstream media on Wednesday’s “The O’Reilly Factor” for ignoring the case of two immigrant teens, at least one of whom is in the U.S. illegally, accused of raping a Maryland high school student.

“ABC, NBC, CBS did not cover it on their nightly news broadcasts,” O’Reilly said in his “Talking Points Memo.” “CNN did not cover the Maryland story in primetime last night. Ditto MSNBC. That is beyond anything I have ever seen in my 40 years-plus of journalism.”

He rightly fears the breakdown of respect for the law and mob justice taking it’s place.  He’s right.

“[There] comes a time when citizens of any country have to demand justice, have to demand protection, demand the law be respected,” O’Reilly said. “We have not, have not, come to that time yet in America.”

But we are close.

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Z-Blog, Brilliant!

Female Trouble

The question?

The question that never gets asked is why are European politicians so wedded to the idea of open borders, when it means Muslim immigration?

The problem…

There’s no economic argument for importing Syrians or Turks. Muslims are overwhelmingly represented on the welfare roles. In Denmark, people from MENA countries make up 5% of the population, but consume 40% of welfare benefits. This is a story across Europe. It is not just the new arrivals. Turks in Germany have been there for a couple of generations and have been the worst performing economic group in the country. Estimates put the total working population at 20%, while the rest live off welfare benefits. Then there is the issue of sky high Muslim crime rates.

The (Politically Incorrect) answer…

A better answer may be that this is the inevitable result of the feminization of Western civilization. The most important country in Europe is ruled by a barren old woman, who started out in life as a communist. The most masculine politician in France is Marie Le Pen. Germany’s opposition party is led by a mousy little wood nymph named Frauke Petry. Even the Brits turned to a woman to lead them out of Europe after the Bexit vote and the collapse of Cameron’s government. The West is now a matriarchy.

So romance novels are the cause of the fall of Western Civilization…

The fact, men and women are different cognitively and well as physiologically. This is not just old school male chauvinism. It is solid science. Women like drama and emotional theater. They also like the idea of the alpha male coming to their rescue. Put women in charge of a country and they will set about creating danger and chaos so that the males will come rescue them. That’s where the swarthy rapists from the south come in. Europe and America settled their differences and ran out of dragons to slay, so the gals created new one in the form of Muslim lunatics imported into the West.

Man!  Anything to keep us out of the garage working on… stuff.

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In the school that my late wife went to…

And where her mother taught  for thirty years.

HORROR: Immigrants Gang Rape 14 Year Old Girl in High School Bathroom

Mar 18th, 2017 12:38 pm by

Two immigrants, ages 17 and 18 were arrested at a Maryland High School on Thursday and charged with three counts each …

These monsters shouldn’t have been in this country in the first place. The Washington Post reported on their immigration status:

Both boys have only been in the United States for less than a year and pose the risk of fleeing, The Washington Post reported from Friday’s court hearing.

Sanchez, a Guatemala native, arrived in the country about seven months ago and is the subject of a pending “alien removal” case, the Post reported. Montano, meanwhile, arrived in the U.S. roughly eight months ago, but U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement declined to comment on his status since he is underage, according to WTOP.

HORROR: NBC News reported the 14 year old girl was sodomized as well:

To those not aware of the nature of Montgomery country in Maryland, it is a rich suburb of Washington DC.  Many government employees and senior managers in the US Government live there.  It is a half hour commute to official Washington.

These are the people that voted in the people that are responsible for this crime, these are the people that implement those policies that are destroying this country.  In a larger sense, the parents sending their children to this school ‘Arranged’ this childs rape and degradation.

Update:

“The surge of Central American kids has become a significant problem in many of the school districts where they are allowed to resettle,” Vaughan said.

Montgomery County has one of the “more notorious sanctuary policies”, Vaughan said, and the police deliberately do not cooperate with ICE.

“The result is that many gang members and other thugs and miscreants are allowed to remain in the county in defiance of immigration laws and causing problems like this,” Vaughan said, noting that just this week the city of Rockville was considering adopting its own sanctuary policy.

“Montgomery, like others that have absorbed a large number of the Central American youths, has experienced a noticeable uptick in violence that has been attributed to gangs like MS-13, and this has been especially acute in the high schools,” Vaughan said. “This is one of the worst case scenarios that was bound to happen, and it’s not an isolated case.”

A spokeswoman for the Montgomery County Public Schools wrote a letter to parents to inform them of the incident. She said ensuring a safe, secure and welcoming learning environment for all of their students is a “top priority.”

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