QOTD

If I had a dollar for every ‘gender type’,

I’d have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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Blow the mountain passes and we have a wall!

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can’t remember . . . is pot illegal?
6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can’t remember . . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can’t remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every news station: “STORM WATCH.”
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones.
16. Or it’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19 The Terminator was your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license. If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one.

*****

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No exaggeration.

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…A sterile source of amusement!

Mother knows best…

Some of my readers may already know that I’ve been banned from Twitter. You may not know the reason, however. Some folks were arguing that the word “retarded” should be banned from Twitter discourse. Naturally, I replied that this was retarded. Twitter has apparently sided with those demanding censorship, so let it be known that the social media platform has banned use of this word. Using it results in account suspension.

That’s pretty retarded.

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Probably doesn’t mean anything….

WOW! Arab San Bruno Youtube Shooter Nasim Aghdam bragged about serving in the Iranian Military on Instagram

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Preaching to the choir.

The Real Issue With Self-Driving Cars

The car is on a two-lane road with a hard and fixed barrier on the right side, and on-coming traffic on the other side.  A child runs out in front of the vehicle inside of the stopping distance.  The car detects the child instantly, but is unable to stop.

The vehicle is able to compute the probability of your death (and everyone else in your vehicle) with a fair degree of certainty if it intentionally crashes into the fixed object to avoid the child.  If the oncoming vehicle is also self-driving it may also be able to compute the risk of death or serious injury for those occupants if it hits that car intentionally since the vehicles are probably communicating.  If it hits the child it also probably can compute the odds (very high, perhaps 100%) that the child will die as well.

The vehicle must strike something due to the physics of the situation.

What decision does the car make and who or what does it hit?

In the article the writer makes the point that the two million road miles racked up by now with 60 plus accidents is a lousy driving record, even taking into account that the self-driving cars were mainly not found to be at fault.

The writer can claim (along with many other human drivers) a driving record of over 750K miles with zero accidents…

but to do that, on occasion, he has had to bend or brake the traffic laws!  Such as running a red light if he determined that the car or cars behind him were going to fast to stop in time.   His question is; what does the programing of the robot behind the wheel say to do in those incidents but the evidence of the high number of accidents occurring where the autocar is hit in the rear seems to answer that question.

Since you are not driving you are never “at fault” for hitting someone else, which means you personally will never be tagged in such a lawsuit — the company that made the car will be!

This provides a powerful incentive for the vehicle designer to avoid hitting the other party even if they have to injure or kill you in order to do so since you have some contractual relationship with said firm (in which they might, and probably will, try to limit their liability) but the other party does not and thus can’t be bound by same.

Or in other words, “Open the pod bay doors, HAL”.    “I’m sorry Dave, but I can’t do that. This is a No Loading Zone and would violate my prime directive.”

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Those that the Gods would destroy …first they humiliate.

Ma Clinton Makes Less In Speaking Fee Than 
Semi-Literate TV Reality Star

Once upon a time people were throwing six figures at Hillary Clinton for a speech. Despite being a book author *snork* she’s still a loser and she’s making less than Jersey Shore star Snookie for speaking fees. This week Hillary gave a speech at Rutgers University and was paid 7 grand less than the school dropped on a drunken Oompa Loompa.

…And Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was given $32,000 for a Rutgers appearance that offered the sage advice, “Study hard, but party harder.”   (Nicole Elizabeth “Snooki” LaValle is an American reality television personality, author, dancer and professional wrestler who is best known for being a cast member of the MTV reality show Jersey Shore)

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Bleak Winter, wasn’t it?

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Fake News?

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David Hogg, der Twerpenführer

Sieg Heil!

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  • “Sadly, that’s what we have to do with our government because our parents don’t know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to.”
  • “They’re pathetic f**kers that want to keep killing our children,” Hogg said of the NRA.

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James Woods

@RealJamesWoods

You might have a little trouble getting Jewish Americans to embrace this look. Do you have some shiny jackboots and brown shirts to go with it?

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