Category Archives: Jokes

I’ve always wondered what nipple studs were for…

Posted on October 22, 2014 by On the North River
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I did that.

Posted on October 1, 2014 by On the North River

My father worked at Sears. One day I came into the store to buy something and stopped by his department to say hello.  He was talking with another employee and the store manager, whom he introduced me too.  Then he … Continue reading →

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There are no new jokes.

Posted on September 26, 2014 by On the North River

Rabbits………………. Leading drug companies have announced that White Rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments. Muslims will now be used instead. There are three reasons for this change… A top scientist has stated that the advantages of using … Continue reading →

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Guest “ludwikawillis” : If Conservative Humor offends you…tough

Posted on August 22, 2014 by On the North River

Subject: Fwd: Beware if Conservative Humor Offends You   PURE GENIUS !   NOW, DO YOUR PART… PASS IT ON ! ! !

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Again I’m told to lighten up.

Posted on May 4, 2014 by On the North River

A local cafe (Hog’s Breath) has a sign painted on the window saying: Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and told that their mother has promised them a puppy. A mother and her young inquisitive son were … Continue reading →

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Doug: RIP, Phil…

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Doug

Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead Punxsutawney Phil was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.  LYING LITTLE BASTARD!  John: The cause of Phil’s despondency may be related to outstanding criminal charges brought against him

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Doug: In the mail.

Posted on February 12, 2014 by Doug

Very interesting data: CROW KILLS Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all … Continue reading →

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Doug: What the daughter said

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Doug

A man was telling his buddy “You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes … Continue reading →

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Firewood Thieves, Oh, No! Revisited.

Posted on January 22, 2014 by On the North River

Seems that this winter is shaping up to be even worse than last year (God help us!)  So I’m revisiting that post. Thieves Raiding Residents’ Woodpiles For Firewood… In some areas  a crime not seen since the Depression. In the … Continue reading →

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Doug: Jonathan Winters on the Jack Paar show.

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Doug

For us older folks…remember just how nuts-wacky and how good this guy was???    No Disgusting language either!….. Jonathan Winters Stick Jonathan Winters shows us why he was such a great comedian as he performs “The Stick” with Jack Paar … Continue reading →

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