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Leading drug companies have announced that White Rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments.
Muslims will now be used instead. There are three reasons for this change…

A top scientist has stated that the advantages of using Muslims are the following:

  • First they breed faster than rabbits after arriving in civilized countries.
  • Unlike cute rabbits the researchers don’t become fond of their subjects.  And most important…
  • There are some things a White Rabbit will not do!

I recognized the form of the joke immediately, I first encountered it thirty years ago and it became my favorite Lawyer joke (and used white rats).   The link goes to Theo Spark but this version of the joke is a rewrite of the original lawyer joke re-adding the third line…Bazinga!


About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the God-Emperor Donald. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.
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