Leading drug companies have announced that White Rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments.
Muslims will now be used instead. There are three reasons for this change…
A top scientist has stated that the advantages of using Muslims are the following:
- First they breed faster than rabbits after arriving in civilized countries.
- Unlike cute rabbits the researchers don’t become fond of their subjects. And most important…
- There are some things a White Rabbit will not do!
I recognized the form of the joke immediately, I first encountered it thirty years ago and it became my favorite Lawyer joke (and used white rats). The link goes to Theo Spark but this version of the joke is a rewrite of the original lawyer joke re-adding the third line…Bazinga!