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The Trump Investigation.

Posted on September 30, 2019 by On the North River

The Trump Inquisition Investigation! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquiry! Our chief weapon is slander…slander and falsehoods…falsehoods and slander…. Our two weapons are falsehoods and slander…and ruthless inefficiency…. Our *three* weapons are falsehoods, and slander, and ruthless inefficiency…and an almost fanatical … Continue reading →

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Is it insanity when the doctors are supporting it?

Posted on September 30, 2019 by On the North River

Puberty blocking drugs used on “trans kids” have killed more than 6,000 people Here’s a horror show of a story that you’re probably not going to see on CNN anytime soon. A report emerged on Thursday indicating that the puberty-blocking … Continue reading →

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Aesop says…

Posted on September 29, 2019 by On the North River

Just so we’re clear here: Then-Veep Biden, in a flagrant display of nepotism and outright corruption while in office, extorted Ukraine into firing their prosecutor, when said prosecutor was investigating shenanigans by the company on which his son, Hunter Biden, fresh from … Continue reading →

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Seems fair…

Posted on September 29, 2019 by On the North River

A Judgment Day Fable  by Old Bathos Jeff Zucker of CNN, Dean Baquet of the New York Times, and Martin Baron of the Washington Post are all killed in a tragic accident at a gathering of leading news executives. They … Continue reading →

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Trump isn’t being impeached. We are.

Posted on September 25, 2019 by On the North River

Dan Greenfield wrote in a similar vein recently. The Left isn’t just or mainly attempting to impeach Donald J. Trump, they wish to impeach us, those Kulaks who voted him into office.  Well if not impeach, then ‘reeducate’, in the … Continue reading →

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There’s a headline you don’t see everyday!

Posted on September 23, 2019 by On the North River

Camel’s testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo: authorities No Comment.

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Red Flag murder.

Posted on September 23, 2019 by On the North River

“That 5 AM Bump In The Dark” “Imagine its 5am, the sun is just coming up.You awaken to the sound of your front gate opening. You start to get out of bed to check what’s going on and you hear … Continue reading →

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Paper of record, Babylon Bee.

Posted on September 21, 2019 by On the North River

Saudi Arabia Closes Down New Chick-Fil-A Location For Disappointing Lack Of Homophobia RIYADH—Chick-fil-A executives were delighted when Riyadh development authorities invited the restaurant to open a new location in the city. They love serving delicious chicken sandwiches and spreading Chick-fil-A … Continue reading →

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I agree with Bill Maher?

Posted on September 21, 2019 by On the North River

“Real Time” host Bill Maher took aim at Democrats on Friday night for their renewed opposition toward Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, telling them that “going after a guy for what he did in high school” looks bad. “Sometimes you have to do … Continue reading →

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California schooling.

Posted on September 16, 2019 by On the North River
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