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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Ten years in a relationship with a woman until her death. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump. Recently had Ancestry.com tell me I'm Swedish, not Danish. I may need to change my avatar.

Alexa should have regional models, darl’in.

Posted on April 12, 2018 by On the North River
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The last, best defense of the Second Amendment.

Posted on April 10, 2018 by On the North River

AMENDMENT TWO: A LEGAL IMMIGRANT’S CAUTIONARY TALE by Anonymous I am a proud American, an unhyphenated American. I am the most fortunate type of American, one who has won life’s lottery by escaping communism. My family endured persecution, physical risk, … Continue reading →

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PSA: Hot Shit!

Posted on April 9, 2018 by On the North River

Hot-air dryers suck in nasty bathroom bacteria and shoot them at your hands Washing your grubby mitts is one of the all-time best ways to cut your chances of getting sick and spreading harmful germs to others. But using the … Continue reading →

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Viking Ship in the Labrador Sea.

Posted on April 8, 2018 by On the North River

Not political, I just think it’s neat!

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PSA Medicare Cards

Posted on April 7, 2018 by On the North River

Your Medicare card & Watch out for scams. When you’re enrolled in Medicare, you’ll get your red, white, and blue Medicare card in the mail. If you’re automatically enrolled, you’ll get your red, white, and blue Medicare card in the … Continue reading →

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This is carrying a joke too far.

Posted on April 6, 2018 by On the North River

April 6th Former vice president Al Gore had a net worth of about $1.7 million at the turn of the century and 13 years later, his wealth has grown to more than $200 million. He’s no Donald Trump, but he … Continue reading →

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Your tax money at work (2016)

Posted on April 6, 2018 by On the North River

Obama State Dept. Gave $9M to Soros’ Activities in Albania, According to Watchdog OAN Newsroom UPDATED 8:23 AM PT — Thurs. April 5, 2018 A new report from a watchdog group shows more evidence of the Obama administration’s mismanagement of … Continue reading →

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Spring?

Posted on April 6, 2018 by On the North River

Snow tonight and tomorrow…

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QOTD

Posted on April 5, 2018 by On the North River

harleycowboy • 8 hours ago If I had a dollar for every ‘gender type’, I’d have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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Blow the mountain passes and we have a wall!

Posted on April 5, 2018 by On the North River

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. … Continue reading →

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