Not a joke.

Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments —

The first one said ” I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!”

The second doctor said ” I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he’s training for the Olympic gymnastics team!”

The third said ” That’s pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high-speed train. All they could find remaining was the horse’s ass and her hair. I put them together and now she’s the Speaker of the House. (H/T OregonMuse)

About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the God-Emperor Donald. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.
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1 Response to Not a joke.

  1. MARSHA DINNEEN says:

    Love it – despise her!

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