Five Million buck boobs

Posted on March 11, 2013 by On the North River

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“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?'” Love Hewiit told USA Today. “These things right here are worth $5 million!”

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My question is, has anyone ever cashed in on one of those “famous body part” insurance policies? Marlene Dietrich’s legs, Julia Roberts smile, Jimmy Durante’s nose and so on…

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Thank You Doug! Very helpful.

Updated pricing…

A. 6 Million

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B. 8 Million

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C. 7 Million

RFS 28 (4)

D. 7 Million

Apr 7 (2)

E. 9 Million

PDD 27 (9)

About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump.
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