Very Gawumpei! (Definition of Gawumpei: The feeling you get when you wake up in the morning after dreaming of eating the biggest and most delicious marshmallow in the world,   and your pillow is gone.)

I opened one of my presents early and discovered that someone got me a python:

I set it free.

Anyone missing a dock?

Launch from Elm Street, take a left, head south to junction of Indian Head and North, then turn right, go left, right, left, right, left, right and there it is. Or was as of the last tide. This has been a public service message.

Attention! A ladies purse belonging to a Bruins fan found in the North River. Two sets of keys, 35 cents in worthless American currency, makeup and earrings comprise the contents. Please contact the Pembroke Police Department to claim your bag.   This has been a public service message. (Should I have left the bag in the river and brought the dock to the station?)

It is a scientific fact that kayaking in New England during the month of March while the temperature is in the high seventies can cause giddiness in the natives.

I F__king Love Global Warming!!!! More! Bring me more!!