It happens when she breaths.

13 minutes of non-stop lies

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#NeverTrump.

If #NeverTrump works as well as;

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As of April 2016 (2 years later), less than 20% of the girls escaped on their own.  The Western ‘powers’ and the Nigerian government have rescued none.

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Chicago 2016 Race of Victim/Assailant

Race Victim Assailant
Black 135 21
Hispanic 45 6
White/Other 7 1
Police 3
No Arrest 157
As of 5/1/16

#StopISIS

unnamedHows that working out?  Yeah, I know.

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Doug: Wine-isms

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Happy Retirement Doug!

Happy Retirement Doug!

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Doug: Victor David Hansen ‘What is Trump’

Trump: Something New under the Political Sun

The predictions about Trump have been so wrong because none of the normal rules apply to him.

By Victor Davis Hanson — May 3, 2016
Columnists assured us that Donald Trump’s campaign would implode after he cheaply besmirched war hero John McCain.   They assured us again after he crudely dismissed Fox News’s star anchor and heartthrob, Megyn Kelly.   And again after his schoolboy rumor-mongering about Senator Ted Cruz’s wife.   And on and on.
Yet such nonstop insults and gaffes have had little effect on the Trump candidacy. Actually, they have had no effect at all. Zero. Zilch.
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Doug: Define ‘Looting’

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Guest: Truisms

 Truisms.

 If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom  until they’re flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.

I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’m great at multitasking  I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone in mind to blame.

Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don’t care, and the other 80 percent are glad that it is you that has them.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected mean  that the unexpected is actually expected?

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years   then we met.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust.

Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more talented fool.

I’ll bet you $4,567 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test  the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.

There may be no excuse for laziness  but I’m still looking.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The grass may be greener on the other side   but at least you don’t have to mow it.

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today  but I couldn’t find it.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you.

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope  it’ll still be stationery.

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Guess the Holiday?

Sinkodemayo

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And don’t forget to change the locks…

When Donald Trump wins the presidential election it’ll be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into subsidized public housing vacated by a black family.
-Sig

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Trump wins Indiana

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Sounds right.

GLOBAL CARBON STARVATION

Feed the Plants… to Feed the Animals… and Us!

Release Sequestered CO2 to Save the Planet

NATURAL CYCLES

We have all been taught in school about the natural cycles of the earth.

For example, water evaporates from the oceans, comes down as rain, form rivers and drains back into the ocean. It’s a cycle.

Oxygen is breathed in by animals, combined with carbon and released as carbon dioxide back into the air, where plants release the oxygen back for us to breath and use the carbon to grow. It’s a cycle.

And, of course, carbon has it’s own cycle where we eat the plants and then release the carbon back into the air when we breath.

All this is necessary for the happy balance of plant and animal life on earth.

THE PROBLEM

Water cycles. Oxygen cycles. Carbon cycles. But… the carbon cycle has a major problem other cycles don’t. Carbon is absorbed by plants which die and then become buried, or in the case of the oceans, buried on the ocean floor, forever. (This is called “carbon sequestration”). Oxygen and water cycle mostly without sequestration, meaning the amount in the environment never really changes.

The only natural source that exists to replenish the lost carbon is volcanoes. Volcanoes do not produce nearly enough to replenish the sequestered carbon.

What does this mean? It means that due to the constant loss of carbon from the atmosphere over the last millenia we have seen the lowest levels of carbon (in the form of CO2) that the earth has ever experienced in its history. Our discovery of oil and burning it to release the CO2 has been our opportunity to replenish it.

EVOLUTION

Plant and animal life on this planet that happily evolved with high levels of CO2 for millions of years are now starving from a lack of it. (Interestingly, this is evidenced by the fact that greenhouse plant growers add extra CO2 to their greenhouse air to achieve the proper balance for optimal plant growth. This amount varies but can be easily 3-4x our historic lows)

There was no natural way for it to be replenished. Without human intervention CO2 levels would drop toward zero and the earth eventually will be nearly starved of carbon.

Plants would suffocate. No plants = no oxygen or food for animals or people = bad.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

We are already doing it. We learned in school that fossil fuels come from long-dead plants (fossils). These are not toxic materials. Unwittingly, but fortunately, humans are mining this long lost carbon in the form of fossil fuels and releasing it back into the atmosphere.

We are not home yet. We have only succeeded in increasing the CO2 levels from their lowest ever (around 300 ppm) to roughly 400 ppm. At the current (2011) rate of increase of around 6 to 7 ppm/year, it will take another 60 years before we get CO2 level back to a natural level where plant life will flourish at 800 ppm (or more).

(Before the CO2 kooks get you all jumpy over this seemingly huge increase, keep in mind that this amount would only mean a 0.00002% decrease in the oxygen we breathe. An completely negligible amount of no consequence.)

Doesn’t that sound right?

There were CO2 levels of 5000ppm in the history of the earth and there was life,  we are barely two hundred ppm from a CO2 level that would result in plant death from depredation and the end of life on earth and Al Gore and the other idiots want to cut CO2 levels below these historic lows.

When something makes sense, doesn’t require a crazy belief that the world is ending (and that the only recourse is to turn over control of the worlds wealth generating machinery to liberal politicians) don’t you just know it when you hear it?  Well, don’t you?

Saw this last night.

 

Watch for repeats, Netflix or the DVD.

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