The Most awkward uses of the new ‘Tubbie”.

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If $50 is the new $20, is $20 the new $5?

Working class guys use $1 & $5 to stuff the G-strings of America’s dancing girls (a.k.a. Strippers), but high end (!!?) clubs for the elite will have to either upgrade to the fifty dollar bill or downgrade to using tens.

Is it appropriate to spend the new twenty to buy goods manufactured in one of the many nations that use slave labor?  (People, are you aware of the exploits of Harriet Tubman and the cause for which she fought?)

Certainly donating any cash in twenties to any member of the Democratic Party would be inappropriate, Harriet was a staunch Republican.

Flashing a roll of twenties in the future to lure a young woman into your clutches could seriously backfire with Mz Tubmans visage facing outwards. (Somebody warn Bill!)

Can a white person use the bill to order ribs, chicken and watermelon; or are they being racist?

Do you realize that replacing the image of the founder of the Democratic Party with a icon of the GOP is the first bi-partisan act of the Obama administration?  About time!

…and on a lighter note.

platypus

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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Tea Party supporter. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read. 66 years old and have a new girlfriend!
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