Vote like your future depends on it.

Posted on October 27, 2016 by On the North River

showing-the-colors_dsc0927One ‘Trump’ sign gone missing overnight, banner and street sign still flying.  Onward!  Four days to go.

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Guest: Angel’s voting tips

Posted on October 27, 2016 by On the North River

And now some voting tips from Poppy:

  1. If you vote by machine, try to record by photo or video your vote in case there’s the old Hillary Switcheroo.
  2. If you live in a place with electonic polling machines, you are entitled to ask for a paper ballot. They are required to provide you with one. Many senior citizens don’t know this is still an option.
  3. Early voting and absentee ballots are the easiest to tamper with, so please if possible, wait until Election Day to vote.
  4. If you’re voting for Trump, wait until November 8.
  5. If you’re voting for Clinton, wait until November 9.

Number 5 is the most important…

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Gab repost: Voter Fraud.

Posted on October 27, 2016 by On the North River
Dissident Ghost Dissident Ghost @GarretMarks

CBS4 Investigation Finds People Voting Twice http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/10/25/cbs4-investi…
#election2016 #voterfraud #riggingtheelections #riggingthevote #news #rigged #draintheswamp #corruption #voting #elections
CBS4 Investigation Finds People Voting Twice
DENVER (CBS4)- An ongoing CBS4 voter fraud investigation has uncovered a dozen cases where Coloradans are suspected of voting twice. Previous CBS4 Inv…
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Guest: Kevin “The Donald & Hillary”

Posted on October 27, 2016 by On the North River

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery…………..

 Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See how clever I am?  The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.”   I will definitely win the election.

Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.   I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

Trump says to the owner, “Give me one of those pastries and I’ll show you a magic trick”.   The owner hands a pastry to Trump who eats it and says “Give me another one”.  He eats that one too.  “Another pastry please”, the owner is beginning to wonder what the magic trick is and asks “Where are my pastries?”.

Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”…

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A kayak is a low-rider canoe.

Posted on October 26, 2016 by On the North River

Canoes reek of genocide, theft and white privilege, professor claims

According to Misao Dean, Professor of English at the University of Victoria, the canoe can be a symbol of colonialism, imperialism and genocide due to history. She also accused the canoers of cultural appropriation because they are primarily white men and have a privileged place in society.

In a radio interview for CBC Radio, which wasn’t picked by the Internet until several months later, she claimed “we have a whole set of narratives that make the canoe into a kind of morally untouchable symbol, something that seems natural, that seems ordinary, and seems to promote values that we ascribe to.”

“But I think if you look a little further that narrative obscures or erases another narrative—and that narrative is about, to be blunt, it’s about theft and genocide”, the professor said.

Yachts, Cigarette boats, the Queen Mary; that I could understand.   But Canoes and Kayaks?  Really?
Sometimes I just can’t come up with a comeback when a declaration is so stupid.
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A first! Linked to Gab!

Posted on October 25, 2016 by On the North River
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Jaroslav Záruba

Jaroslav Záruba@Jaromor
#FoxNews on the voting machines controlled by #Soros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aol7GlxX0zA#voterFraud
Should voters be concerned about machines linked to Soros?
Former Lt. Governor Betsy McCaughey sounds off about the balloting equipment provided by a company tied to the billionaire
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Hot Conservative Chicks!

Posted on October 25, 2016 by On the North River

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Guest: Bob via Marsha, Wine, Women and Whales.

Posted on October 24, 2016 by On the North River

“Wine, Whales and Women”

A little Humor to lighten-Up your day.

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What could possibility go wrong?

Posted on October 24, 2016 by On the North River

new ‘ambidextrous’ multi-purpose grenade

The Enhanced Tactical Multi-Purpose (ET-MP) grenade will let soldiers set the grenade to fragmentation or concussive effect with the flip of a switch. The weapon is also designed for ambidextrous use so it can be both armed and thrown easily with either hand. Current grenades require a different arming procedure for left-handed users, according to the Army.

The ET-MP also has electronic fuze timing. “Detonation time can now be narrowed down into milliseconds, and until armed, the hand grenade will not be able to detonate,” said Matthew Hall, Grenades Tech Base Development Lead, in the Army’s statement.

[Best part ]
“Our warfighter lost the capability of using an alternate lethal hand grenade when the MK3A2 concussion grenade was taken out of service in 1975 due to an asbestos hazard, leaving the M67 fragmentation grenade,” explained Picatinny Arsenal, in a statement.
The Enhanced Tactical Multi-Purpose (ET-MP) grenade (U.S. Army).

John: Smooth surface, levers to flip to ‘set it’ before throwing (in the dark, wet night?).  Removing the reliable mechanical fuse and adding digital chips (made in China?).  What could possibility go wrong?
Asbestos Hazard???  You mean they were worried about the enemy soldier surviving the blast and then suing the US Government for exposing them to asbestos?

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No flak over the target.

Posted on October 24, 2016 by On the North River

Four weeks and my ‘Deplorables for Trump’ signs are still there…

trump-sign-still-there_dsc0950And I’ve added a ‘Trump’ flag.

showing-the-colors_dsc0927Easily seen from the jogging trail going into the town park.

On the downside, the slimy Democrats raided my mothers nursing home for votes and bagged most of the old folks votes.  Swooped in with early voting forms and a horde of ‘assistants’ to help the old folks fill out the forms (the ‘right’ way).  My mother waved off their assistance and sealed her form up before she let anyone touch it.  But there was probably a hundred votes for Hillary harvested.  Multiply that by the thousands across this state and every state where they can get away with it, and that’s the margin of fraud that The Donald has to overcome.

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