U.S.—The nation’s nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction is forbidden.
All types of nerds, from social introverts to hardcore PC gamers, welcomed the dawn of this new era, privately from their own homes.
“I have been waiting my whole life for this moment,” said Ned Pendleton, 32 — via text message, of course — as he fired up League of Legends on his beefy gaming PC. “They told me to take up a sport and that the kids playing basketball and stuff were gonna be way more successful than us nerds who played Counter-Strike at LAN parties every weekend.”
“They all laughed at me. Well, who’s laughing now?”
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi‘s add-ons were the reason why a Colorado Republican voted against the $8.3 billion coronavirus bill that President Trump signed into law earlier in the day, the lawmaker said Friday night.
“The president asked for $2.5 billion. I would have supported that,” Rep. Ken Buck said
This I knew even before I read this, I knew that our efficient and businesslike President would only have asked for the amount of money that his advisors and medical professionals told him was needed to do the job. And that number was $2.5 Billion dollars.
Not $8.5 Billion dollars, more than three times the “Necessary Amount”. But as Pelosi is fond of saying, “Never let a crisis go to waste“. Even this crisis, even this. Think about it. And think about the sanctimonious bitching from the Democrats and their lapdog press about “How Donald Trump is mismanaging the Corona Virus Crisis!”; President Trump has refrained from pushing back or delaying on this one, because THIS is time sensitive! And he does not play politics with the lives of the citizens of The United States.
But that fatherless daughter of a three-legged bitch, the dis-Honorable Speaker of the House, the whore Nancy Pelosi does.
Mall Santas were never good jobs anyway.
Christmas was never a good holiday anyway.
To get the ‘joke’ you have to know who Lorena Gonzalez is and that she defended California AB5 law against criticism by saying, “Those (gig jobs) were never good jobs anyway”. She is a career politician and has never worked in the private sector.
“For once, Warren fans can’t blame Republicans or Donald Trump or Fox News or conservatives. This was a contest among their own. If sexism indeed tanked Warren’s campaign, it means the Democratic Party and its voters are a much an obstacle to women’s advancement as that dastardly GOP is. The sexism is coming from inside the house!”
| Candidates | Votes | % | Delegates |
|---|---|---|---|
| D Joe Biden | 426,480 | 33.66% | 34 |
| D Bernie Sanders | 336,875 | 26.59% | 26 |
| D Elizabeth Warren | 269,046 | 21.23% | 17 |
| D Michael Bloomberg | 148,809 | 11.74% | 0 |
| D Pete Buttigieg | 34,020 | 2.68% | 0 |
| D Amy Klobuchar | 15,214 | 1.20% | 0 |
| D Tulsi Gabbard | 9,664 | <1% | 0 |
| D No Preference | 8,910 | <1% | 0 |
| D Deval Patrick | 6,178 | <1% | 0 |
Marine Beaches in Massachusetts
“The energy needed to refute BS is of an order of magnitude greater than the effort needed to produce the BS in the first place. ”
Brandolini’s law
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