21st Century quote of the day.

Posted on August 30, 2020 by On the North River

21st CENTURY HEADLINES: Elon Musk shows Neuralink brain implant working in a pig.

Frankly, our local hogs are smart and dangerous enough already without brain implants from Elon Musk.

Ed Driscoll

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Sad Truth.

Posted on August 29, 2020 by On the North River

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By their actions you will know them.

Posted on August 28, 2020 by On the North River

Crazed screaming banshee Marxists surround Rand Paul and his wife as they attempt to leave White House (raw)…

Posted by Kane on August 28, 2020 2:40 am

Rand Paul — Just got attacked by an angry mob of over 100, one block away from the White House. Thank you to DC Police Dept for literally saving our lives from a crazed mob.

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No ‘high fives’ before debate?

Posted on August 27, 2020 by On the North River

Trump will demand a drug test to make sure Biden isn’t doped up on ampthetamines during debate.

He notes the sudden improvement in Biden’s performance in the last debate against Sanders, and wonders if there isn’t some… pharmaceutical inspiration behind it.

“Nobody thought that he was even going to win,” Trump said. “Because his debate performances were so bad. Frankly, his best performance was against Bernie. We’re going to call for a drug test, by the way, because his best performance was against Bernie. It wasn’t that he was Winston Churchill, because he wasn’t, but it was a normal, boring debate. You know, nothing amazing happened. And we are going to call for a drug test, because there’s no way — you can’t do that.”Q: “What do you think was going on?”

“I don’t know how he could have been so incompetent in his debate performances and then all of a sudden be OK against Bernie,” Trump answered. “My point is, if you go back and watch some of those numerous debates, he was so bad. He wasn’t even coherent. And against Bernie, he was. And we’re calling for a drug test.”

Q: “Is this like a prizefight, where beforehand you have a test?”

“Well, it is a prizefight,” Trump answered. “It’s no different from the gladiators, except we have to use our brain and our mouth. And our body — to stand. I want all standing; they want to sit down.”

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Fathers report card.

Posted on August 27, 2020 by On the North River

DAY 1 of HOME SCHOOLING

0800 Opened school website to get assignments.

0900 Found where assignments were hidden on the website.

0915 Called school to have the website explained.

0930 Called school again.

0945 Had wife call school

1030 Started printing first assignment

1031 Ran out of printer ink

1035 Sent wife to buy more ink while I watched YouTube to learn how to do common core.

1039 Had first cocktail

1100 Googling who the idiot was that came up with common core.

1102 2nd cocktail.

1115 Called school to see if the virus was still an issue and if so, could I sign a waiver for my kids.

1116 School asked me not to call back.

1120 Realized my wife wasn’t home yet. Called her to find out if she was having a difficult time finding the right ink. Pretty sure, I heard someone in the background yell her name followed with “Venti vanilla latte!” Right before she hung up on me.

1130 Started 1st assignment.

1145 lunch break.

1230 Restarted first assignment.

1235 Read 3 chapters to help answer 2 questions.

1240 Figured I’m either being played or the kids have been falsifying their report cards.

1245 Practicing disguising my voice so I can call the school again.

1300 Didn’t work.

1315 Scraping “My kid is a TERRIFIC student” sticker off of all vehicles.

1400 Beginning to think wife isn’t coming home.

1415 Decided to have an early release day.

1430 Walked to town in hope of catching virus and being quarantined.

1600 Arrested for egging school and drinking in public.

1615 Released and given a ride home to maximize punishment.

1800 Wife gets home. Couldn’t find ink. Pretty sure her hair and nails are done.

2200 Working on an excuse to get out of school tomorrow.

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My hat’s off to him.

Posted on August 26, 2020 by On the North River

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Sign of the Times.

Posted on August 25, 2020 by On the North River

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The message to get out.

Posted on August 25, 2020 by On the North River

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Quote of the Day: Endorsements.

Posted on August 25, 2020 by On the North River

“All the Republicans endorsing Biden are white, and all the Democrats endorsing Trump are black.”

Continuing tales from the strangest election of our lifetime.

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John Voight speaks.

Posted on August 23, 2020 by On the North River

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