Not a joke.

Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments —

The first one said ” I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!”

The second doctor said ” I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he’s training for the Olympic gymnastics team!”

The third said ” That’s pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high-speed train. All they could find remaining was the horse’s ass and her hair. I put them together and now she’s the Speaker of the House. (H/T OregonMuse)

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Doug: Early Halloween greeting (repost from 2012)

 
Early Halloween Greeting
T’was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down
I, in my bathrobe,
With a cat in my lap,
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys.
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay,
To give to the others,
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon,
As I gagged in the stink.
He then rallied his henchmen,
Who were pulling his cart,
I could tell they were out,
To tear my country apart!
‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Reid, On Pelosi,
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at the nation,
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think,
On this one final note,
IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE *
 
GOD BLESS AMERICA , OUR ONLY HOPE

2020, and here we are again!

Posted in 2012, All the News not fit to print., Doug | 1 Comment

Sean Connery dead at 90

Thanks for the wonderful times at the movies.

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Don’t worry, be happy.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1320091833666433025

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Impossible.

Posted in 2020, MAGA | 2 Comments

Pray for Rush…

If someone hasn’t yet heard, Rush had to leave his show at the start of the second hour today because he was too ill to continue — please remember him and his family during prayer time.

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Why cities burn.

Andy Ngô
@MrAndyNgo
Amid rampant BLM-inspired rioting and looting in Philadelphia, the City Council has passed a bill banning the use of tear gas by officers.

Philadelphia city council passes bill banning tear gas on rioters as violent unrest continues

Amid rampant rioting and looting over the police shooting of Walter Wallace, the Philadelphia City Council has passed a bill banning the use of tear gas by officers against “peaceful protesters.”
thepostmillennial.com
Posted in 2020, BLM="Burn Loot Murder" | 1 Comment

Snow for Halloween.

Still snowing.

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Rudy the Tiger.

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Tucker Carlson covers the Biden Corruption, and he’s the only one.

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