Category Archives: Jokes

FDA advisory

Posted on September 17, 2018 by On the North River

FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately

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Violence

Posted on July 28, 2018 by On the North River

Violence Officially Redefined As ‘Literally Anything At All That Makes You Feel The Slightest Discomfort’ “Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site”.

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Democrats

Posted on July 28, 2018 by On the North River

Democrats Slam Trump For Booming Economy U.S.—Reacting with disgust to the 4.1% second-quarter GDP growth figure released Friday, the nation’s Democrats united to slam President Donald Trump for America’s booming economy. “The U.S. economy is on fire. This is totally … Continue reading →

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Heaven

Posted on July 1, 2018 by On the North River

There is Justice in Heaven Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven . The  angel said: “Unfortunately, … Continue reading →

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Breaking News

Posted on June 13, 2018 by On the North River

-WiscoDave

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Blow the mountain passes and we have a wall!

Posted on April 5, 2018 by On the North River

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’ re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. … Continue reading →

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The Saint

Posted on March 28, 2018 by On the North River

Saint Nancy Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and asked if the … Continue reading →

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How cold is it?

Posted on January 4, 2018 by On the North River

“It’s so cold that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo.”

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Doug: Old Phantom Pilot

Posted on August 4, 2017 by Doug

The Old Piano Player A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. “I’d like … Continue reading →

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Doug: Brains!!!

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Doug

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. … Continue reading →

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