Heaven

There is Justice in Heaven

Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven .

The  angel said: “Unfortunately, there’s only one space available in Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”

The  angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.  Stormy took off her top and said: “Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts ever created and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity.”

The  angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The  Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.

The  Angel immediately said: “Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”

Stormy was outraged and asked, “What was that all about? I showed you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”

“Sorry, Stormy,” said the Angel, “but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are.”

 

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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the God-Emperor Donald. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.
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