Category Archives: Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee reports…

Posted on July 23, 2024 by On the North River

Secret Service Director Resigns In Disgrace For Failing To Assassinate Trump U.S. · Jul 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com U.S. — Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle resigned this morning, after miserably failing to assassinate Donald Trump. “I’m sorry, I failed,” said … Continue reading →

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Just in time for holiday shopping season!

Posted on November 25, 2023 by On the North River

What every large or small business owner located in an urban area needs to safely open. Will protect against the possibility of looting!  Even in Chicago!

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Babylon Bee Reports

Posted on November 8, 2023 by On the North River

New Grand Theft Auto Game Will Have Unlockable ‘Soros DA Mode’ Where All Crime Is Legal ENTERTAINMENT·Nov 8, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

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Still Bidens best deal.

Posted on October 20, 2023 by On the North River

Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered … Continue reading →

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News from the Babylon Bee.

Posted on October 5, 2023 by On the North River

Taylor Swift Traded To The Jets AST RUTHERFORD, NJ — In a traumatic upset for the sporting world, Taylor Swift has been traded from the Kansas City Chiefs to the New York Jets, where she will begin dating tight end Tyler … Continue reading →

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Gavin Newsom demands answers from whoever is running California!

Posted on August 5, 2023 by On the North River

Governor Of State People Are Fleeing From Agrees To Debate Governor Of State They Are Fleeing To… Gavin Newsom really wants to be president.

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It’s the Bee

Posted on May 3, 2023 by On the North River

Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant U.S.·May 3, 2023 · BabylonBee.com QUANTICO, VA — According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter … Continue reading →

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Babylon Bee: instant classic!

Posted on October 27, 2022 by On the North River

PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone That ‘Fetterman’ Is The Name Of The Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name HARRISBURG, PA — Midway through his debate against Dr. Oz this week, the Democratic candidate for Pennsylvania’s open Senate seat … Continue reading →

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Californians move to Texas, The Barbecue.

Posted on October 22, 2022 by On the North River
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Babylon Bee, of course.

Posted on August 13, 2022 by On the North River

‘The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat POLITICS·Aug 12, 2022 · BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President … Continue reading →

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