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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Ten years in a relationship with a woman until her death. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump. Recently had Ancestry.com tell me I'm Swedish, not Danish. I may need to change my avatar.

Vote for a Socialist, what’s the worst that can happen?

Posted on May 17, 2016 by On the North River

Scenes From The Venezuela Apocalypse: “Countless Wounded” After 5,000 Loot Supermarket Looking For Food Over the last several years we have documented with clockwork regularity Venezuela’s collapse into failed state status, which was cemented several weeks ago when news hit … Continue reading →

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German-Made Bearings Blow Away China’s

Posted on May 16, 2016 by On the North River

The eyes aren’t the only characteristic that is rounder in the European. Here we have a side-by-side comparison of the humblest of fruits from two industrial powerhouses: simple bearings made in China and Germany. Both are advertised, per the description, as “weapons-grade,” though … Continue reading →

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The Most awkward uses of the new ‘Tubbie”.

Posted on May 13, 2016 by On the North River

If $50 is the new $20, is $20 the new $5? Working class guys use $1 & $5 to stuff the G-strings of America’s dancing girls (a.k.a. Strippers), but high end (!!?) clubs for the elite will have to either … Continue reading →

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PSA #5

Posted on May 13, 2016 by On the North River

Going gluten-free ISN’T always the healthy option: Diet is bad for you – unless you are diagnosed with coeliac disease Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3589574/Going-gluten-free-ISN-T-healthy-option-Diet-bad-unless-diagnosed-coeliac-disease.html#ixzz48Zz7ttqf Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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It happens when she breaths.

Posted on May 8, 2016 by On the North River

13 minutes of non-stop lies

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#NeverTrump.

Posted on May 6, 2016 by On the North River

If #NeverTrump works as well as; #bringbackourgirls As of April 2016 (2 years later), less than 20% of the girls escaped on their own.  The Western ‘powers’ and the Nigerian government have rescued none. Chicago 2016 Race of Victim/Assailant Race … Continue reading →

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Guest: Truisms

Posted on May 6, 2016 by On the North River

 Truisms.  If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom  until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man … Continue reading →

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Guess the Holiday?

Posted on May 5, 2016 by On the North River
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And don’t forget to change the locks…

Posted on May 5, 2016 by On the North River

When Donald Trump wins the presidential election it’ll be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into subsidized public housing vacated by a black family. -Sig

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Trump wins Indiana

Posted on May 4, 2016 by On the North River
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