The Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade.

The Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade told Aviation Week on Thursday that it fears one of its diligently-tracked gasbags that recently went missing was mistaken as the mystery object taken out by the military over Canada on Saturday.

Here they are…

The Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade.

Uh-Oh,  I see a problem.  They ain’t diverse.  I wonder if the FBI knows about this?

The North American Aerospace Defense Command told Fox News that the FBI reached out to the NIBBB and “expects the National Security Council to have more on potentially identifying the objects.”

NIBBB did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment.

I feel safer already.

The Air Force used Sidewinder missiles in their targeted attacks against the Chinese spy balloon downed earlier this month and the mystery UFOs taken down last week, Fortune reported. Each missile comes at a price tag of roughly $400,000.

Now if I could only figure out why the Air Farce used a $400K missile from the F-22 instead of shooting it down with it’s cannon?


About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump.
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4 Responses to The Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade.

  1. Highlander says:

    Looks diverse to me. I see Poles, Italians, Scots, Irish, German, and more. Whats not diverse?


  2. On another forum one commenter mentioned that he’d read on Twitter that the “Brigade” in the name was a ‘code-word’ for a White Supremacy group.

    Really? Where are the guns? Where are the hoods? When is the BBQ?


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