
NORTH HERO, VT—Senator Bernie Sanders delivered a passionate monologue to a dozen lunch guests in the ornate living room of his summer vacation home on Lake Champlain Monday, railing against the evils of unbalanced capitalism, wealth accumulation, and the upper class, sources reported.
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
Babylon Bee is a Christian Parody and Humor site, but this is technically accurate.