Doug: Groaner

Good morning All, except Andy (he knows why)
SemperFi signatureDoug

No Excuse But This Has Been Around Before.

The price of gasoline in France ?
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.ATT000011

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.”

ATT000022“I had no Monet

ATT000036to buy Degas

ATT000043to make the Van Gogh.

ATT000055See if you have De Gaulle to
send this on to someone else.

ATT000064
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Tea Party supporter. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read. 66 years old and have a new girlfriend!
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