In 2004, when we were rebuilding after a house fire, we sold a condo in Hawaii.   My wife had no interest in moving to Hawaii after we retired, so we sold it.

And stayed in Massachusetts.  And today three feet of snow got dumped on the house and the 350′ driveway.

This man just spend a mere hour moving snow with a cranky snow-thrower in 18 degrees and in the teeth of 45 mile gusts.  This is after this man has brushed most of the snow out of his beard and off his face.

This man is stupid.