Unhappy Holidays (Duffle Blog)

Suicide Bombers Outraged Over Having To Work Christmas Day

TOLEDO, Ohio — Holiday cheer is reportedly low in some communities this season, as suicide bombers were unexpectedly notified that they may have to work Christmas day.

In yet another example of how Westerners have been disappointed after buying into the caliphate’s claims to “give their life purpose,” ISIS continued to alienate their American followers by activating almost all of its sleeper cells throughout the US for the upcoming Christmas week.

The call to jihad, according to numerous miffed radicals, couldn’t have come at a worse time, as most have already made their plans for the much anticipated holiday break.

“I booked a vacation to Turks and Caicos six months ago — six months,” said new ISIS member Rick Stevens, who now calls himself “Awad Khleifat” after suffering an existential crisis working as a cost engineer. “Walmart does’t even make their employees work on Christmas. If I would have known they didn’t respect the traditional holiday shutdown period I would have just read ‘The Secret.’”

Deborah Morgan, an unfulfilled stay-at-home mother of three, says she joined ISIS to “get out of the house.” And while she is grateful to “The All Comprehending One” for “the opportunity to crush the infidels,” she admits she underestimated the flexibility required for waging a global holy war.

“Uh-uh — no way I am working through the break. You know how hard it was to get these John Oates tickets?” said Morgan, who pledged her undying allegiance to ISIS after reading a few memes on social media. “Normally I would say ‘In shaa Allah,’ but this is the talented half of ‘Hall and Oates’ we’re talking about here.”

“And I still have to finish all of my shopping and gift wrapping,” she added, visibly overwhelmed by all she has to get done before her martyrdom.

If they are required to detonate themselves, they will be joining the nearly quarter of Americans who will begrudgingly be working on either Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Year’s Day. And while retail workers can resort to shaming their employers on social media, these disciples of the Islamic State may have no recourse at all.

“Turns out [ISIS] monitor[s] social media and they don’t really have a Human Resources (HR) department,” Khleifat said, clearly despondent over his lack of options and non-refundable airfare. “I mean, they do, but it is just a cage you sit in while they douse you with gasoline.”

Surprisingly, not every sleeper is flustered with the last-minute changes. One extremist, Glenn Dansby, is looking forward to his fiery death and highly touted carnal pleasures of the thereafter.

“Yeah, but it has nothing to do with my devotion to Islam or ISIS,” said Dansby, looking around nervously.

“I’m stuck spending Christmas with my in-laws.”

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Illegal and bad thoughts.

With which I wholeheartedly concur…

Cut the Crap: Unless “Racketeering” is a species of heresy, islam is NOT a “Christian heresy”.

Islam is a criminal racket, pure and simple.  It was conceived by a cadre of warlords – I am skeptical that “mohammed” even existed – as a pure scam to muster an army, seize landmass and capital, both physical and human, assert political power, levy taxes and amass enormous wealth as oligarchs.  Oh, and also get as much freaky, perverted sex as the oligarchs wanted.

The whole article above is illegal in most of Europe, some of America and a Capital Crime in any land with a majority of Muslims in the population.

It is also, in my humble opinion, true.   And until the West gets on board, headslaps itself, and says “How long was I asleep?”‘; the killing and the danger of our destruction by barbarians will get worse, much worse.

I would amend to the Ann Barnhardt post only one thing; if Mohammad did exist then it cannot be questioned that he was one of the worst human beings that ever lived.  A raider (a land pirate), a slave trader, a pedophile and an oath breaker.  With a possible excuse of being mentally ill, delirium causing him to see things that weren’t there.   Hell of basis for a religion.

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Rudi, Rudi, Rudi!

Rudy Giuliani: If You Can’t See This Was an Act of Terror “You’re a Moron” (VIDEO)

Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani went on America’s Newsroom this morning to discuss the San Bernardino terrorist attacks.
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Giuliani went on FOX News after Attorney General Loretta Lynch spoke to reporters about the San Bernardino massacre,

“You can come to one clear conclusion with the information they have right now. This is an act of terror. The question was motivation… The question here is not, is it an act of terror. We’re beyond that. When you got two assault weapons, two handguns, you’re in body armor, you got a home that’s boobytrapped. You’ve been practicing to do this… If you can’t come to a conclusion at this point that this was an act of terror, you should find something else to do for a living besides law enforcement. I mean, you’re a moron.”

And the killers were Muslims…and I am sure…moderates. (John)

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The REAL reason that Isis hates the West.

It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:
“We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”
“No you didn’t.”
“Wait, what? Yes we did…”
“No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”
“WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”
“No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”
“Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”
“Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”
“What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”
“Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”
“Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”
“No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”
“OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”

Don’t know where that (above) originally came from back I saw it on Instapundit.

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Surprise. It’s back!

Liberia Suffers New Ebola Death, Despite Being ‘Ebola-Free’

The death of a 15-year-old boy from Ebola in Liberia — a country that has been declared free of the disease twice — raises the question of why cases are still popping up in the country, experts say.

The teenager, who died Tuesday (Nov. 24), tested positive for the disease last week. His brother and father are also infected, and more than 150 people with whom the boy may have come into contact are now being monitored, according to Reuters.

“This is concerning and somewhat surprising,” said Dr. Amesh Adalja, an infectious-disease specialist and a senior associate at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center’s Center for Health Security.

“Surprising” ?    My thoughts on the matter are this…

The discovery of live Ebola virus in the seminal fluid and within the eyes of human survivors, all declared ‘Ebola Free’ months ago shows, (in my opinion) that the long sought ‘reservoir’ of the virus is in fact the human body itself.   Past outbreaks in the deep jungle (can we still say jungle or is that also now non-PC?)  effected much smaller populations, victims in the hundreds (mostly) and survivors even fewer in number.

But in 2014-2015 that changed.  Ebola reached the urban, highly populated cites on the West African coast.  Total number of cases, unknown.  Over forty thousand?  Likely.  Dead, almost thirty thousand acknowledged.  Survivors of full blown cases, ten thousand?   And where are they now?  Traveling most likely.  In Africa, cultural biases lead many to shun the survivors as ‘cursed’  or they might be zombies (I smell a Hollywood remake of George C. Scott’s film, “They might be Giants!“. )   Two new victims have already cropped up from secondary infections caused by close contact (a.k.a. exchange of body fluids) with ‘cured’ Ebola survivors.   The spread of Ebola in last years outbreak was made worse by the local customs of families, mostly the women, preparing the bodies for burial.  What happens to the bodies of survivors that die and then are handled by persons not using any barrier protection i.e. gloves, gowns and masks.  Can the virus spread in the time after death as the immune system dies?  Anyone studied the body of a Ebola survivor after death yet?

I’m afraid that we will find these answers soon, and here, in the worlds favorite destination.

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I may be in love.

Fiorina: Obama ‘delusional’ about magnitude of climate change as security threat

Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina on Sunday called President Obama “delusional” to think climate change is the country’s biggest terror threat and criticized liberals and others trying to make a political statement about the recent Planned Parenthood shootings.

“That’s delusional for President Obama, Hillary Clinton or anyone else to say that climate change is the biggest security threat,” Fiorina told “Fox News Sunday.”

“Terrorists don’t care that we’re going to Paris, other than it provides a target. President Obama is delusional on this,” continued Fiorina…

Someone has noticed that Trump’s poll numbers are coming from one primary thing,  blunt honesty.  Especially about the undeniable fact that the Emperor has no clothes.

And that the American People are beginning to get tired of politicians that ignore those issues that they are actually concerned with in favor of the narrow and dubious issues of the small and strident left wing of the Democratic Party.

OK.  I’m going to start paying serious attention to Ms. Fiorina.

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Pardon for Turkey?

White House Cancels Turkey Pardon After Russian Fighter Incident

White House Cancels Turkey Pardon After Russian Fighter Incident

WASHINGTON — White House Spokesman Josh Earnest quietly announced this morning that President Obama would cancel Wednesday’s traditional “Turkey Pardon,” a presidential staple since the Kennedy administration, citing protests and complaints by Russian President Vladimir Putin. The complaints follow Monday’s downing of a Russian fighter by Turkish forces. “The Sov—er, Russians were a little concerned at how pardoning a […]

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No Golden Rule in Islam

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Trump right again. And the confirmation comes from…

WaPo: Officials Investigated Muslims in New Jersey Holding Rooftop Parties on 9/11 Across River From Attack Scene

The Washington Post reported on September 18, 2001–one week after the 9/11 Islamic terror attacks, that the law enforcement officers were investigating people in Muslim enclaves of Jersey City, New Jersey who were seen the day of the attacks celebrating and holding rooftop parties to watch the aftermath of the attack on the Twin Towers unfold across the Hudson River in New York City. One of the Post’s reporters later stated his sources were eyewitnesses and Jersey City police officers.

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Less we forget, less we forget.

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John’s Book Report on, “13 Hours (In Benghazi)”

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Nothing here for those mainly interested in proving that then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was guilty of …something.   These were the guys on the ground, for what happened in Washington they have no more to go on than any other American.  No more than Audry Murphy (WWII) was privy to the decisions to launch the European Invasion in which he took part.

The two big controversies that the book does settle; the manner and responsibility for Ambassador Stevens death, the (possibly) fatal delay in sending in a rescue force to the diplomatic building while the attack was going on.   For the questions on the lack of any support from the air, ground or sea we must all look elsewhere.  These guys can only and are only telling about what they saw, heard and did.  With complete honesty and candor.

One thing I got out of this book was that anything, repeat anything, said or reported that depends on the Libyans themselves is almost certainly a lie.   Depending upon the Libyans to defend a American diplomatic compound, especially when the US Ambassador was visiting, was worse than a serious mistake.  It was criminally negligent.   Some Libyans were friendly, some provided crucial help but in the end it was Libyan unreliability and with direct Libyan involvement that  our people were attacked and four of our people died.  Again, if (as is likely) foreign nationals, Al Queda or members of the national Libyan Police were involved in the attack, these men can only provide hints based on what they saw on those days before and during that attack.

On the question of Ambassador Stevens, this is not a ‘Castle’ murder mystery.  While I have read some speculation on plausible scenarios in which Stevens might have fallen alive into the hands of our enemies, while possible there is no proof.  The account and timeline in this book by those that were there convinces me that Stevens died onsite of smoke inhalation like Sean Smith and that the responsibility for his death lies on the heads of whoever made the decision to deny the additional security forces that were strongly requested.   And their account makes clear that any possibility of a successful rescue of those under attack was probably thrown away by the refusal of the CIA station chief  ‘Bob’ to allow the quick reaction force of Americans to go.  As in; Go, GO, GO! Read the book, follow the timeline, tell me what you think.

This is probably not the final word on the Benghazi tragedy.  There are many gaps in our understanding on the American side.  Perhaps when the administration that was control is over (Please God, Soon!) then some of the people that know more about the truth on the American military response will speak up. (Or better, the lack of one.)  Then there is the Libyan side.  I expect to hear more from that direction, I’m just inclined to doubt (strongly) anything written or said without hard proof.

So what will you get from this book?  You should get a glance into a secret world inhabited by some of the best men that America can produce. They protect our diplomats, intelligence assets and others.   Almost to a man they are highly trained and retired from our best units; Seals, Marines, Special Forces, Delta and like.  Professional and effective.  Unfortunately, too often not in charge and miss-used by  those that are.  (Bob, the CIA station chief, can we at least strip his pension from him?  Yeah, that’s my judgement…it’s not in the book.)

Maybe we should be expanding the Marine Corps to provide Marine detachments for every American presence overseas and if the host country won’t allow them then let them get along without America.    Can I hear a Hoorah?

Good book, about 300 pages.  Read it. Continue reading

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