Headline…totally sounds true.

North Korea accuses the CIA of plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un in a ‘poison attack at a public ceremony carried out by a lumberjack’

Right.  I believe it.

Right.

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Scott Adams has the quote of the day.

“My recommendation to the public is to refuse to re-elect any politician who votes for a healthcare bill that YOU don’t understand. If you don’t understand a healthcare bill, that means it is designed to screw you. “

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Amazon Marketplace is the new Thieves Market…

First, I’m not stupid.  I thought this was a bogus offer from the first; the price was too low, the seller was too new, the 100% rating was suspect.

First I should mention that I risked no money only Amazon ‘points’ accrued from a credit card.  Second that the 100% positive position rating for the vendor couldn’t be verified since Amazon removed the ability to look at the user accounts of those users ‘rating’ this company.   (on that, the first three ‘ratings’ for Dempsey Books were all 5 star, which gave them an initial “Excellent” rating)  Amazon has also removed any connection or link to Amazon to get them involved in a deal or purchase gone bad.

So, ordered April 12th.  First “Shipped” date, April 14th.  However the first “EMS” tracking number was bogus.

Second tracking number comes up as “private, cannot be tracked”, that is a new one on me.

Still Amazon will not get involved, the only action they will give you is for YOU to cancel the order yourself.  Then you see, it’s not them, it’s you!

When the latest date of the ‘shipment’ came, then the ‘Now Expected’ date is pushed back another week.   How long will Amazon allow this farrago of deception and fraud to go on?

Well, as long as this charade goes on I am not buying anything from Amazon, points or cash.  If I didn’t need an active Amazon account to continue to have access to perviously purchased digital movies, books and music; I would cancel Amazon at last.

Order placed April 12, 2017

*****-0537847

Now expected May 4 – May 10
Shipped
Track package

Update…

I finally contacted Amazon by dragging my butt through the Help/Contact tree (Hint: keep selecting ‘Other’).   They emailed the transcript.

Hello,

Here’s a copy of the chat transcript you requested:

Initial Question: The tracking number is bogus, the item has never shipped, the ‘Seller’ does not respond (frankly I think the whole thing is someones idea of a prank) and Amazon makes it very hard to contact them.
This item was going to be paid for with points, are the points still held or can the points be debited in the future?

05:24 PM PDT Geeth(Amazon): Hello, my name is Geeth. I’m here to help you today.
I am sorry that you had to face this issue .
I’ll try my best to help you regarding this .
May I know what is the order ID of the item ?
05:25 PM PDT John …: It isn’t in front of you? It was where I started.
05:25 PM PDT Geeth: John are you referring to Orbi Home WiFi System. Up to 5000sqft AC3000 Tri-Band WiFi (RBK50) By NETGEAR [WiFi Router & Satellite] ?
05:25 PM PDT John …: I went back to the product page.
05:26 PM PDT John …:
Order #
111-6214772-0537847

05:29 PM PDT John …: still there?
05:30 PM PDT Geeth: Yes John .
John I’ve checked the details .
05:31 PM PDT Geeth: Since the product was out of stock of the seller’s inventory the order was cancelled and refund was issued for it .
05:31 PM PDT John …l: If the order was cancelled then it would not still be showing as a active order that had shipped.
05:32 PM PDT John …: That explanation is insulting.
05:33 PM PDT John ..: You cannot ‘refund’ points. If the order is active then the points can be deducted.
05:34 PM PDT John …: The order has spent two weeks with a status of ‘shipped’. The tracking number is bogus.
05:35 PM PDT John …: You are only trying to force me to cancel the order so it is my decision not an error on your part.
It will a long time before I order anything on your marketplace again.

…and later another email from ‘Geeth’.

Hello,

It looks like something caused our chat about refund to lose connection. I’m really sorry for the inconvenience.

I am sorry that you had to face this issue reading the item Orbi Home WiFi System. Up to 5000sqft AC3000 Tri-Band WiFi (RBK50) By NETGEAR WiFi Router & Satellite  I’d like to inform you that,refund for the order has been issued ,since it is in points I request you to once contact your bank regarding this .  If you still need help, please contact us again:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/contact-us

We hope to see you again soon.

Best regards,
Geeth
Amazon.com

“The chat ‘lost connection’ because after the last line I typed nothing came back from ‘Geeth’ (what part of the world is that a common name?), I finally hung up. Several days later this order is still active and that is about it.

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Quote of the day from Instapundit

COMMENT OF THE DAY: “I love your sarcasm, but in all seriousness, I am sick unto Heaven of this talking point. At this stage in the game, the Bonapartists and the Nazis combined haven’t blamed ‘the verdammt Russians’ as much as Hillary and the Democrats have!”

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Bunny Inspectors, move over…

After Challenging Red Light Cameras, Oregon Man Fined $500 for Practicing Engineering Without a License

When Mats Järlström’s wife got snagged by one of Oregon’s red light cameras in 2013, he challenged the ticket by questioning the timing of the yellow lights at intersections where cameras had been installed.

Since then, his research into red light cameras has earned him attention in local and national media—

It also got him a $500 fine from the Oregon State Board of Examiners for Engineering and Land Surveying.

According to the board, Järlström’s research into red light cameras and their effectiveness amounts to practicing engineering without a license. No, really.

Jerry Pournelle writes about the existence and (of course) the waste and absurdity of “Federal Bunny Inspectors” who (believe it or not) wander the wastelands of America concerned about rabbits used in Magicians acts.

The “Oregon State Board of Examiners” looks like another unneeded and useless sinecure for officious idiots and bureaucrats (I repeat myself).

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April trip to MV

Continue reading

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Quote from ‘Popular Science’

I already owned an overpriced gadget, my Fitbit, that encourages me to get off my butt by vibrating whenever I’ve been sitting for too long.

And I now also own an overpriced gadget that encourages me to stay on my butt by allowing me to turn on my coffeemaker without getting out of bed.

They can’t both be right.

And for Marsha…

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Martha’s Vineyard

Been on vacation, here’s a hint…

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The Death of Venezuela

The Horrifying Death Throes of Venezuelan Socialism, Captured in 28 Headlines

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Doug: The Tao of Trump

A very interesting and frightening read.  (Dates from 2004, former Governor Lamm left office in 1987)
We know Dick Lamm as Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of America’s finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, ‘Mexifornia,’ explaining how immigration – both legal and illegal was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.
Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America.
The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States . He said, ‘If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let’s destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall and that ‘An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.”
‘Here is how they do it,’ Lamm said:
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