Category Archives: World’s smallest violin

Guest: Post Inaugural thoughts.

Posted on January 24, 2017 by On the North River

From Greg: Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing … Continue reading →

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The rats leaving the Obama-ship…

Posted on January 4, 2017 by Doug

Addition By Subtraction At CDC: Good Riddance, Tom Frieden By Josh Bloom — January 3, 2017 Some people reach the pinnacle of their careers through some combination of brain power, wisdom, sound judgment, and the ability to logically cope with unforeseen events. … Continue reading →

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Actually, a hooker would be an improvement.

Posted on December 7, 2016 by On the North River

Sun Microsystems Co-Founder: Worst CEO is a Thousand Times Better Than the Best Politician “The worst CEO is a thousand times better than the best politician,’ in terms of driving us forward and driving the market economy, personal responsibility, less … Continue reading →

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Guest: Headlines in tomorrows paper.

Posted on November 23, 2016 by On the North River

From: Kevin  Subject: FW: Late breaking headlines         HILLARY BLAMES LOSS ON LOW DEAD VOTER TURNOUT ACORN PRESIDENT BAFFLED BY LOSS, I VOTED FOR HER 8 TIMES??????? HARDWARE STORES IN NEW YORK REPORT A RUN ON SLEDGE HAMMERS AND … Continue reading →

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Repost; A Civil War that doesn’t require …well, War.

Posted on November 17, 2016 by On the North River

That’ll Be Enough* Most of the land mass of this nation is owned and resided upon by people who are in “red” (that is, the winner this time) areas of the country.  With the exception of certain urban centers and right … Continue reading →

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Will this be the image of the 2016 Election that everyone remembers?

Posted on October 29, 2016 by On the North River

SHE GOT SCHLONGED=> Weiner Sexting Probe Led to FBI Hillary Investigation on Hillary …Update: Trump Called It My lady and I ran around doing useful and necessary things all day yesterday and didn’t listen to the News all day.  Late … Continue reading →

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Rio: New Olympic event.

Posted on August 4, 2016 by On the North River

Rio Olympics— No Curling, But Lots of Hurling Posted on August 2, 2016 by Josh Bloom Let’s take a look at some of the hideous pathogens that 1,400 athletes, will be exposed to while competing in the water. Pretty scary stuff, especially … Continue reading →

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Equality, you keep saying that but I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Posted on July 2, 2016 by On the North River

Sexual equality.  Gender equality.  Racial equality.  Wage equality. I don’t think you understand the difference between Equal Opportunity and Equality of Outcome.  “Don’t you think that a man and a woman should get paid the same?”,  is the challenge. If … Continue reading →

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Vote for a Socialist, what’s the worst that can happen?

Posted on May 17, 2016 by On the North River

Scenes From The Venezuela Apocalypse: “Countless Wounded” After 5,000 Loot Supermarket Looking For Food Over the last several years we have documented with clockwork regularity Venezuela’s collapse into failed state status, which was cemented several weeks ago when news hit … Continue reading →

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A steal at $200/Megawatt, No really it’s stealing. (Updated)

Posted on March 18, 2016 by On the North River

To think that the Warmists wanted this to the first of many… California regulators may force a massive solar thermal power plant in the Mojave Desert to shut down after years of under-producing electricity — not to mention the plant … Continue reading →

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