Category Archives: Tongue in Cheek

Fallout from Trump abandonment of Syria

Posted on October 17, 2019 by On the North River

ABC News Airs Authentic Footage Of 164-Foot-Tall Godzilla Rampaging Through Syria NEW YORK, NY—ABC News has been praised as a bastion of journalistic integrity and in-depth reporting after being the first ones to air authentic footage of a 164-foot-tall radioactive … Continue reading →

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Truth

Posted on October 17, 2019 by On the North River
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My Senior Group-List doesn’t want my contributions anymore?

Posted on October 16, 2019 by On the North River
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I’d be throwing rocks at the useless panels on my roof.

Posted on October 12, 2019 by On the North River

Californians Learning That Solar Panels Don’t Work in Blackouts (Bloomberg) — Californians have embraced rooftop solar panels more than anyone in the U.S., but many are learning the hard way the systems won’t keep the lights on during blackouts. That’s … Continue reading →

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ANTI-GUN SENTIMENT SHRINKS DICK’S

Posted on October 12, 2019 by On the North River

Dick’s CEO Says Anti-Gun Policy Shrank Company by a ‘Quarter Billion Dollars.’ (I unabashedly stole this from InstaPundit)

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Kill Shot.

Posted on October 10, 2019 by On the North River
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Paper of record, Babylon Bee.

Posted on September 21, 2019 by On the North River

Saudi Arabia Closes Down New Chick-Fil-A Location For Disappointing Lack Of Homophobia RIYADH—Chick-fil-A executives were delighted when Riyadh development authorities invited the restaurant to open a new location in the city. They love serving delicious chicken sandwiches and spreading Chick-fil-A … Continue reading →

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Epstein dead in his cell? Suicide?

Posted on August 10, 2019 by On the North River

Apparently in NYC a “Suicide Watch” means they sit around and watch you commit suicide. Time to pay the winner. Who had Saturday 8/10 by hanging in the betting pool. (Don’t worry, she didn’t make all that much money,  no … Continue reading →

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Mueller’s theater.

Posted on August 1, 2019 by On the North River

Mueller Reminds Congress Report Doesn’t Exonerate Trump From Assassination Of President Lincoln WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his 29-hour-long testimony to Congress earlier this week, former special counsel Robert Mueller was quick to remind lawmakers that his report on Russian interference in the … Continue reading →

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You can’t make this up!

Posted on July 21, 2019 by On the North River

Braintree Police: ‘Hold Off’ On Crime This Weekend Due To ‘Extreme Heat’ BRAINTREE (CBS) — The Braintree Police Department had some fun explaining to residents that they should “hold off” on any crimes they are planning this weekend. In a … Continue reading →

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