Category Archives: Jokes

Not the Onion.

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work MOSCOW — Russia has announced funeral arrangements for Lt. Gen. Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle. “Comrade Kalashnikov will … Continue reading

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Tis the season to be merry.

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Thanks Theo, I needed a laugh.

Sound Familiar??​? Computer: Your password has expired. You must register a new one. User: Did anyone discover my password and hack my computer? Computer: Your password has expired. You must get a new one. User: Why then do I need … Continue reading

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With a smile on my face…

Good’n Elderly Blogposts Currently Being Assaulted By Spammers: Tech Tock With Sippican Cottage How To: Excabulate Your Pondrefact …but I’m in the Tech Union of Reporters and Drudges, (TURD) and I’m required to write “form factor” instead of “size” all … Continue reading

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Canada draws the line

No safe haven in Canada!!! What was that he said?

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Gun Control Debate? Guide to Man-Talk, photos of pretty girls…

Feeling lazy today, this one is a throw-a-way… Man Talk A guide to man language………………. “I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish … Continue reading

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12-12-12

Lucky 12-12-12! Demand for weddings and C-sections soar as brides and moms-to-be take advantage of last triple digit date for 100 years 12-12-12: AN AUSPICIOUS DATE Fourth generation Psychic Medium, Linda Lauren, tells MailOnline: ’12-12-12 is a day that ushers … Continue reading

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When you vote remember the old man and Kroger.

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go … Continue reading

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Laugh but there is a message.

Guess what it is?

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Get in the spirit!

How do you starve an Obama supporter?? It’s very simple, hide their food stamps under their work shoes!  

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