Category Archives: Jokes

Guest: OLD FOLKS

Posted on July 22, 2015 by On the North River

From: Ethel Stalker For us old people ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? REALLY? ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of … Continue reading →

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Happy thought!

Posted on June 29, 2015 by On the North River

I can’t wait until Granny, on her death bed, marries her favorite granddaughter, and the IRS watches all that Estate Tax money just drifting away into the sunset – instead of into the IRS coffers. Two same-sex anyones even when … Continue reading →

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Woman to replace Hamilton on $10 bill.

Posted on June 20, 2015 by On the North River

That decision is totally unnecessary! Because Alexander Hamilton thought of himself as a Woman!

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From the Duffle Blog; New policy bares all.

Posted on June 2, 2015 by On the North River

Congress Repeals Ban On Nudists Serving Openly   JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, Alaska — Staff Sgt. David Cornell is taking full advantage of a new congressional bill which passed last week, officially ending the military’s ban on nudists serving openly in the … Continue reading →

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In Texas it’s legal to hunt near bait.

Posted on May 4, 2015 by On the North River

A joke about the (Texas) cowboy, the Indian and the Muslim sitting around the campfire. The Indian says sadly, “Once we were many, now we are few.” The Muslim says happily, “Once we were few, now we are many!” To … Continue reading →

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Guest: Newspaper Readership

Posted on March 27, 2015 by On the North River

Subject: Newspaper Readership 1. *The Wall Street Journal* is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post* is read by people who think they run the country. 3. *The New York Times* is read by people … Continue reading →

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Circulating among the Senior Set

Posted on March 6, 2015 by On the North River

I got on a list from a Senior Group, they email each other with cute pictures and amusing stories or jokes.   I don’t remember getting a “Joke” before this sharp and pointed at President TelePrompter.  Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New … Continue reading →

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Guest: The Neighbor, Viagra, Taxes and Poof!

Posted on January 27, 2015 by On the North River

The long, dark winter days and especially the nights can be stressful and sometimes people break… and send dark, but funny emails. from Jan A man received the following text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry Harry. I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Guest: What funny looks like.

Posted on November 13, 2014 by On the North River

From: Frank Curreri THIS IS WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR LOOKS LIKE THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE THIS IS WHAT BAD SPELLING LOOKS LIKE BAD JUDGMENT I’D RATHER HOLD IT PILE UP THIS … Continue reading →

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Thought for the day

Posted on November 4, 2014 by On the North River

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) is tragically hit by a car and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says … Continue reading →

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