Category Archives: Can’t fix Stupid

Cali… Down Under.

Posted on January 15, 2020 by On the North River

The Great Australian Brush-fires of 2020 aren’t “Climate Change” they are arson. They’re both the arsonists setting the fires, and the Fire Experts claiming they have a plan to stop all the fires. “These greenies and the government don’t want … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020, All the News not fit to print., Can't fix Stupid, Foreign Newspapers, Global Warming Hoax, Guest, When Progressives Attack | Leave a comment

Self inflicted wounds.

Posted on January 13, 2020 by On the North River

Fair or dangerous? Days after ending cash bail, New York has second thoughts On Jan. 1, a landmark New York law curtailing the use of cash bail went into effect, signaling a leap in a nationwide movement to reduce the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020, All the News not fit to print., Can't fix Stupid, Crime, Guest | Leave a comment

And when it’s NOT our fault, it’s our fault!

Posted on January 11, 2020 by On the North River

Iran (kinda) admits responsibility for airliner downing. Javad Zarif ✔ @JZarif A sad day. Preliminary conclusions of internal investigation by Armed Forces: Human error at time of crisis caused by US adventurism led to disaster Our profound regrets, apologies and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020, Can't fix Stupid, Islam, planes | Leave a comment

The coin is in the air.

Posted on January 7, 2020 by On the North River

At 7PM the nation formerly known as IRAN, was renamed; “Target Rich Environment”.

Posted in 2020, Blogbits, Can't fix Stupid, War | Leave a comment

Some people don’t know when to shut up.

Posted on January 5, 2020 by On the North River

After Soleimani death, Colin Kaepernick decries US ‘terrorist attacks against Black and Brown people’ Former NFL player Colin Kaepernick on Saturday accused the United States of targeting minorities “at home and abroad,” just days after the administration ordered a drone strike … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020, All the News not fit to print., Can't fix Stupid | Leave a comment

When I saw this headline I thought it had to be The Babylon Bee.

Posted on January 4, 2020 by On the North River

Lori Loughlin hires prison expert to advise her on life behind bars The actress, 55, currently faces up to 45 years behind bars and she’s reportedly hired a prison expert who is advising her on what life will be like … Continue reading →

Posted in All the News not fit to print., Can't fix Stupid, Crime, Tongue in Cheek | Leave a comment

Quote of the day: Deviance.

Posted on December 24, 2019 by On the North River

…normalization of deviance is detrimental to civilization.

Posted in Can't fix Stupid, Cartoons, Deviancy, Quote of the Day | 1 Comment

Blandland.

Posted on December 23, 2019 by On the North River

Ten year old Swedish girl suggests changing the name of Sweden to Blandland.

Posted in All the News not fit to print., Can't fix Stupid, Crime, Islam, YouTube | Leave a comment

Embarrassing.

Posted on December 20, 2019 by On the North River

https://twitter.com/rpetty/status/1207731143581347841 Any time you’re feeling that you’re a bit stupid, just think about how many folks voted for Nancy Patricia Pelosi.

Posted in 2019, Blogbits, Can't fix Stupid, When Progressives Attack | Leave a comment

You couldn’t make this shit up!

Posted on December 7, 2019 by On the North River

Bernie Sanders’ sweeping broadband plan dubs high-speed internet a ‘basic human right’ “The internet in this country costs too damn much,” according to Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., who released a plan on Friday to spend $150 billion on high-speed universal internet service. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2019, 2020, All the News not fit to print., Can't fix Stupid, Cranky, When Progressives Attack, World's smallest violin | 2 Comments